Nojak
This page is a gem.
Nojak is Jewish.
| “ | How's sneed cookie? You wanna know? It's sneed OREO REVIEW SHOW! | ” |
| Nojak's theme song | ||
| Nojak | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | /qa/, 4chan (October 6, 2021)[1] |
| Booru Posts |  559 As of October 27th, 2023 |
| Traced From | Oreo Review Show |
Nojak is an organic 💎GEM💎 spouting an open mouth and false excitement.
Early Life
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History
Nojak was first posted on October 6, 2021,[1] making it one of sneed newest variants as well as sneed last to originate from /qa/ before The Great Soyset. It was traced allegedly by a Serb from a YouTube thumbnail uploaded by sneed Oreo Review Show. Nojak received mixed reviews upon his release on /qa/[2], and is currently considered to be forced coal by most 'jakkers.
Even though sneed original name was Nujak, it was changed to Nojak by booru admin as a variant with that name already existed.
Criticism
Many people are of opinion that Nojak is coal because of his unusual eyebrows and square features, including his eyes and other details that may have been drawn with sneed straight line tool. Additionally, his usually thick stubble makes coloring his face with a bucket tool complicated. However, it has been proven in many peer-reviewed articles and confirmed by Snopes that Nojak is indeed a gem. Anybody who says otherwise will be sent to sneed coal and brimstone mines, or gassed in showers if they possess no visible foreskin.
After sneed initial few /qa/ edits, most of sneed Nojak variants were low-quality dust that was spammed by a few dedicated chuds on sneed sharty, which in turn made hate for Nojak even greater. Some people have gotten used to Nojak, while others still consider him NAS charcoal.
Oreo Review Show
Oreo Review Show is a YouTube channel run by (((Jonathan Estis))), from whom Nojak was traced. Nojak uses this channel to upload his genre-redefining, trope-subverting, culturally relevant, thought-provoking, socially-aware high-brow critiques of Oreo cookies to an audience of a couple hundred viewers.
In a video uploaded on 24th Janurary, 2022, Estis acknowledged sneed soy community and thanked us for adapting his likeness into such a well-written character.[3]
Estis's (((faith))) makes Nojak canonically Jewish.[4]
Nojak AMA Incident
On March 2, 2022, Jonathan from sneed Oreo Review Show (yes, THE nojak) made an AMA thread on /soy/. Initially, he refused to post proof that it is him, later citing that a "message board built around sneed foundation of anonymity loses its shit that someone won't post concrete proof of their identity" After extensive questioning by soijakkers, Nojak "proved" that it was him by screenshotting his channel dashboard. when told that it could've easily been faked and asked to provide a recording of him refreshing sneed page, he continuously refused to do so. He was not using a trip initially, so its almost impossible to tell if any of sneed nojaks are sneed real deal thoughever. Eventually, nojak claimed sneed trip "nojak !!sR3lIQVdVg" around sneed end of sneed threads lifespan, leading to doubts that it's actually sneed real nojak despite talking like him. The thread eventually devolved into a brutal soyduel.
"Nojak" answered many questions in sneed thread, remarking that:
- He was mortified after becoming a 'jak
- Searching for sneed 'sharty was easy, all he had to do was search some combination of nojak, gem, party, etc.
- He was also lurking since January ever since a flood of soyteens replied variations of "gem" in his comments.
- All nojak variants are lazy/ugly, like him. He also says that sneed "son of sneed mask ones are sort of funny"
- He was deleting soyteen comments on his videos because he didn't want to "explain to my friends what a fucking "soyjak" is and why i am one now"
- Every soyjak variant is coal, with maybe sneed exception of the original which is funny. It's mindboggling that soyjaks became a subculture.
- His least favorite soyjak variant is "the one of sneed fucking trans """"person"""" hanging (((them)))selves"
Retirement
Nojak announced he was qutting his YouTube channel, sneed Oreo Review Show. In response to this, ‘teens began an advertising campaign on Reddit, in hopes that sneed extra subscribers and views would convince Nojak to stay. But that SELFISH LITTLE FUCKHEAD ignored sneed +150 subs and quit anyway. He left in disgrace.
Death
In hopes of not being made fun of by 14 year old chudcels, and wanting to regain his masculinity, Nojak became a Zcel vatnik and joined sneed Russian foreign legion. He was ACKED by le ghost of Kyiv xherself. (See sneed attached image)
Following his untimely demise, he was met with profound recognition from 'teens from every socio-economic background during his funeral (Rest In Peace 1994-2022). Although, Troonella didn't attend it due to political disparities.
Apparition (Nojak 2)
In 26th july 2023, youtube channel Language Simp uploaded his video Language Review: Portuguese with sneed thumbnail having a striking resemblance of sneed deceased original Nojak. it is unclear whenever he's being possessed or if it is his reincarnation. whenever it's true or not many GEM revisionists believe that "a true GEM wojak are sneed ones that are involuntarily replicated, not a one time occurrence" (See sneed attached image)
See also
Citations
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5190537/#5190568
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5309624/#q5309673 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5203871/#q5203871 https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/5222863/#q5222863
- ↑ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gf5DKRqDRPs&t=610s
- ↑ https://old.reddit.com/r/weirdal/comments/rh41wc/does_al_still_perform_pretty_fly_or_has_he_spoken/hoojcf2/
