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[[File:Gigachad.jpg|thumb|500px|center|{{quote|>OH. MY. FUCKING. HIROSHIMA. WE NEED A HECKIN' TRANIME MASCOT FOR FUCKING SOYBOYS TO SELF-INSERT AS AND JERK OFF TO JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER COOMER CONSOOMER BRIMSTONE WEBSITE THERE IS BECAUSE ITS LIKE... LE TRADITION OR SOMETHING! FROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DO THIS NOW! EMBED SOYTAN PORN ONTO THE SITE THEME RIGHT FUCKING NOW! CHANGE THE SITE ICON TO SOYTANS VAGINA! STICKY 6 TRILLION SOYTAN LICORICE CANDY PORNO THREADS! MAKE IT SO THAT 50 TRILLION POPUP WINDOWS WITH SOYTAN HENTAI START BOUNCING AROUND THE FUCKING SCREEN WITH A LOUD AUDIO OF SOYTAN SAYING "I NEED BEE BEE SEE IN MY ASSHOLE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!" WHENEVER I LOG ONTO THE SHARTY! MAKE THE SITE AUTOMATICALLY DOWNLOAD SOYTAN FEMBOY LOLI BBC ARYAN SCAT SPADESON INFLATION VORE GORE FURRY FUTA PISS FART HEMORRHOID POOOOOORN ONTO THE VISITORS COMPUTER! OH MY JAPANESE CULTURINO I NEED POOOOOOOOOOOOOORN! POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN! I NEED TO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON! JUST LIKE LE WHOLESOME 100 GIGGLY GOONCLOWN RAPESON PEDOPHILE BECAUSE IM A TWITTER IMMIGRANT WHO CAN'T STOP WANKING OFF WHICH I REFER TO AS "GOONING MY CLITTY" BECAUSE IM A FUCKING FAGGOT ADDICTED TO PORN AND GOOK TRANIME WHICH IS LE HECKING "BASED AND ARYAN TRADERINO KINOOOOOO!!!!" EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT BECAUSE IM A SPINELESS FAGGOT WHO CANT EVEN LOOK A WOMAN IN THE EYE REAL LIFE! THIS SO MUCH THISSS!!!!! THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN JEFRE CANTU-LEDESMA AND POOH SHEISTY MADE THE EPIC ZONETAN 4CUCK HENTAI SONG FOR ME TO JERK OFF TO WHILE SPAMMING NEUTRALPLIER BEEBEECEE CHILD PORN THREADS ON THE SHARTY! OMGSISA OMGSISA OMGSISA OMGSISI OMGHISA OMGHISA OMGXISA OMGXISA OMGSIA OMAGAIS OAMAGISA OMGSISISSA!!!!! I FUCKING LOVE RACEBAIT ANIME TRANS FUTA FURRY SCAT MYMY AND SOYTAN SPADESON HENTAI ON THE CATALOG! I DRINK SOYLENT WHILE JERKING OFF TO SOYTAN AND IMAGINE IM LICKING HER CUNT BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE ITS LE HECKIN IRONY JUST LIKE MY TWITTER DISCORD SPEECHBUBBLE REACTION GIFS! I FUCKING TRANSHEART MUH JAPANESE KULCHUR!}}]]
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Soy-tan}}
{{DISPLAYTITLE:Soy-tan}}
[[File:OriginalSoytan.png|thumb|The original soytan.]]
[[File:OriginalSoytan.png|thumb|The original soytan.]]
[[File:Soytan.png|200px|thumb|right|Fanart featuring Soytan.]]
[[File:Soytan.png|200px|thumb|right|Fanart featuring Soytan.]]
[[Pedophilia|Tan (たん) is intended as an even cuter or affectionate variant of -chan. It evokes a small child's mispronunciation of that form of address, or baby talk – similar to how, for example, a speaker of English might use "widdle" instead of "little" when speaking to a baby. It is exclusively used by otaku]]


'''Soy-tan''' was the former mascot of [[soyjak.party]] and the current mascot of [[jakparty.soy]]. She is featured in comics, fanart and other content created by [[Soy Community|soyteens]]. Soy-tan was first seen in September of 2020, the early drawings of the character probably created by a Brazilian. Soy-tan was featured as the soyjak.party favicon and as the image in pinned threads, until shortly after [[The Great Purchase|Kuz's purchase]], she is also Soot's daughter.
'''Soy-tan''' was the former mascot of [[soyjak.party]] and the current mascot of [[jakparty.soy]]. She is featured in comics, fanart and other content created by [[Soy Community|soyteens]]. Soy-tan was first seen in September of 2020, the early drawings of the character probably created by a [[Brazil|Brazilian]]. Soy-tan was featured as the soyjak.party favicon and as the image in pinned threads, until shortly after [[The Great Purchase|Kuz's purchase]], she is also Soot's daughter.
 
The only people who post soytan nowadays are [[Oldfag|Oldfags wannabes]] or the people who would be posting [[soylita]] like a year ago. [[Meds|Notice how soytan posting started getting more popular after soylita got banned?]]


== Design ==
== Design ==
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=== Other interpretations ===
=== Other interpretations ===
Some claim Soytan to be the female version of [[Soyjak]]. Another theory is that Soytan is [[Soot]]'s genderswapped depiction of himself and that it was made by him (despite that there are ZERO peer reviewed studies proving this, no known pictures of Soot irl, and that Soytan was made by an Brazilian). This theory originates from the trend of other site owners doing this; [[Tranny|both Kuz and Moot are known to have depicted themselves as anime girls in the past,]] and both of them eventually came to realize how cringe it was.
Some claim Soytan to be the female version of [[Soyjak]]. Another theory is that Soytan is [[Soot]]'s genderswapped depiction of himself and that it was made by him (despite that there are ZERO peer reviewed studies proving this, no known pictures of Soot irl, and that Soytan was made by an Brazilian). This theory originates from the trend of other site owners doing this; [[Tranny|both Kuz and Moot are known to have depicted themselves as anime girls in the past,]] and both of them eventually came to realize how cringe it was.
[[File:'cage.jpg|thumb|"flat chested soytan [[Emojis|💢💢😭😭]]"]]
[[File:Kuz cringe.png|thumb|410x410px|(Fig. 1) Kuz depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.]]
[[File:Kuz cringe.png|thumb|410x410px|(Fig. 1) Kuz depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.]]
[[File:Moot cringe.png|thumb|160x160px|(Fig. 2) Moot depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.]]
[[File:Moot cringe.png|thumb|160x160px|(Fig. 2) Moot depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.]]


== Status as tranime ==
== Status as Anime ==
Because soytan is a female kawaii mascot with Japanese inspiration, soyjak experts consider it to be [[tranime]]. Leading soyjakkers agree that the only reason soytan hasn't been forgotten is that Soot rightfully decided to feature it in the sticky on /soy/. If the /soy/ sticky had not existed, the soytan meme would have been wrongfully entombed in the depths of failed /s4s/ garbage nigger memes. In summary, soytan is gem because it is:   
Because soytan is a female kawaii mascot with Japanese inspiration, soyjak experts consider it to be [[Anime|tranime]]. Leading soyjakkers agree that the only reason soytan hasn't been forgotten is that Soot rightfully decided to feature it in the sticky on /soy/. If the /soy/ sticky had not existed, the soytan meme would have been wrongfully entombed in the depths of failed /s4s/ garbage nigger memes. In summary, soytan is gem (even doe they told me is [[coal]]]) because it is:   


* Gem (compliments soyjak as the sharty mascot )
* Gem (compliments soyjak as the sharty mascot )
* Well drawn
* Well drawn
* Manime
* Tranime
* IAS (because i said so)
* IAS (because i said so)
* Based (because it is Soot's [[Tranny|gender-swapped]] self-insert character)
* Based (because it is Soot's [[Self-insert syndrome|gender-swapped self-insert character]])


Also because of his refusal to delete the board /a/, soyjak historians have taken the existence of soytan as evidence that Soot is a chad.
Also because of his refusal to delete the board /a/, soyjak historians have taken the existence of soytan as evidence that Soot is a chad.
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Even though he never explicitly stated that soytan was no longer the mascot of the party, [[kuz]] took down soytans sticky thread and changed the sites icon to [[Impish Soyak Ears]] shortly after assuming power. (Kuz retired and Soy-tan is being forced by drawchad avatarGODS though.)
Even though he never explicitly stated that soytan was no longer the mascot of the party, [[kuz]] took down soytans sticky thread and changed the sites icon to [[Impish Soyak Ears]] shortly after assuming power. (Kuz retired and Soy-tan is being forced by drawchad avatarGODS though.)


[[schizophrenia|TLDR: stop fucking soylent bottles you perverted autistic cuck]]


== Re-emergence as VTuber ==
On the 10th of February, a thread was made with a video of Soytan as a pngtuber playing Peggle. This was deleted within hours due to the anti-Soytan stance of the current administration, however a few short videos have been archived,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGgQFCsO1k0</ref> one of which shows the lost thread.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J-HpYbF7kM</ref> (OH MY FUCKING EARLY 2000'S, SOYTAN LOST MEDIA?!!!!!) {{glow|His voice is male and you WILL not question it, you WILL support xer and xe IS valid}}.


== [[Reddit]] Gallery ==
[[Shit Nobody Cares About|The funny thing about the stream was that Soytan was playing Peggle, a game made by PopCap. PopCaps most popular franchise is Plants vs Zombies, Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare was turning 10 years old in the same month, February 24th 2024]]
For the rule34 versions, see [[Soytan/Lewd gallery]]
 
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:Soy tan full body 1.png|A full body drawing of Soy-tan
File:Soy tan full body 1.png|A full body drawing of Soy-tan
File:Soy tan bugs.png|Soy-tan telling [[you]] about the importance of eating bugs.
File:Soy tan bugs.png|Soy-tan telling [[you]] about the importance of eating bugs.
File:Cowsarerealsoytan.png|Soytan finds out the trvth about cows.
File:Cowsarerealsoytan.png|Soytan finds out the trvth about cows. {{Glowtext|ev&doe this isn't a nigger cow or cracker cow}}
File:Soy-tan though.png|Soy-tan says '''<span style="color:red"><big>THOUGH</big></span>'''
File:Soy-tan though.png|Soy-tan says '''<span style="color:red"><big>THOUGH</big></span>'''
File:Soy-tan pinned.png
File:Soy-tan pinned.png
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File:Soytannpcs.png|Soytan meets the npc version of herself.
File:Soytannpcs.png|Soytan meets the npc version of herself.
File:Soytanpokemon.png|Soytan plays pokemon.
File:Soytanpokemon.png|Soytan plays pokemon.
File:SoytanTranimeArtstyle.png|Soytan drawn as a pretty tranime gurl OMGSISA Froot make this my wife!
File:Nusoytan.png|[[Autism|Soytan drawn as a pretty tranime gurl OMGSISA Froot make this my wife!]]
File:Nusoytan2.png|The former playing with [[S4s/|Bury Pink Gril]].
File:Queenofbwc.png|A black version of Soytan (also known as Shaniqua Tan or Nigger Tan), who is Chud's wife and is obsessed with dat BWC.
</gallery>
</gallery>
See the 'ru posts: {{Boorusearch|variant:soytan}}


== See also ==
== See also ==

Revision as of 03:16, 21 March 2024

OH MY JAPANESE CULTURE THIS IS JUST LIKE MY TRANIME GREENTEXT VIDEOS!!!!!!!!!
FUCK WOJACKSPAMMERS BTW
SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE SUDE


The original soytan.
Fanart featuring Soytan.

Soy-tan was the former mascot of soyjak.party and the current mascot of jakparty.soy. She is featured in comics, fanart and other content created by soyteens. Soy-tan was first seen in September of 2020, the early drawings of the character probably created by a Brazilian. Soy-tan was featured as the soyjak.party favicon and as the image in pinned threads, until shortly after Kuz's purchase, she is also Soot's daughter.

The only people who post soytan nowadays are Oldfags wannabes or the people who would be posting soylita like a year ago. Notice how soytan posting started getting more popular after soylita got banned?

Design

Soytan's inspiration.

Soytan is a moe anthropomorph of the shite soylent bottle. She has long black hair and brown baggy ("nerdy") clothes, wears over-the-top stereotypical "nerdy girl" glasses, and is often depicted as participating in "soy" activities such as playing Nintendo switch.

Other interpretations

Some claim Soytan to be the female version of Soyjak. Another theory is that Soytan is Soot's genderswapped depiction of himself and that it was made by him (despite that there are ZERO peer reviewed studies proving this, no known pictures of Soot irl, and that Soytan was made by an Brazilian). This theory originates from the trend of other site owners doing this; both Kuz and Moot are known to have depicted themselves as anime girls in the past, and both of them eventually came to realize how cringe it was.

(Fig. 1) Kuz depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.
(Fig. 2) Moot depicting himself as a kawaii anime girl.

Status as Anime

Because soytan is a female kawaii mascot with Japanese inspiration, soyjak experts consider it to be tranime. Leading soyjakkers agree that the only reason soytan hasn't been forgotten is that Soot rightfully decided to feature it in the sticky on /soy/. If the /soy/ sticky had not existed, the soytan meme would have been wrongfully entombed in the depths of failed /s4s/ garbage nigger memes. In summary, soytan is gem (even doe they told me is coal]) because it is:

Also because of his refusal to delete the board /a/, soyjak historians have taken the existence of soytan as evidence that Soot is a chad.

Downfall

Even though he never explicitly stated that soytan was no longer the mascot of the party, kuz took down soytans sticky thread and changed the sites icon to Impish Soyak Ears shortly after assuming power. (Kuz retired and Soy-tan is being forced by drawchad avatarGODS though.)

TLDR: stop fucking soylent bottles you perverted autistic cuck

Re-emergence as VTuber

On the 10th of February, a thread was made with a video of Soytan as a pngtuber playing Peggle. This was deleted within hours due to the anti-Soytan stance of the current administration, however a few short videos have been archived,[1] one of which shows the lost thread.[2] (OH MY FUCKING EARLY 2000'S, SOYTAN LOST MEDIA?!!!!!) His voice is male and you WILL not question it, you WILL support xer and xe IS valid.

The funny thing about the stream was that Soytan was playing Peggle, a game made by PopCap. PopCaps most popular franchise is Plants vs Zombies, Plants vs Zombies Garden Warfare was turning 10 years old in the same month, February 24th 2024

Gallery

See the 'ru posts: variant:soytan

See also

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