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{{Infobox Soyjak | |||
|name = Soyak | |||
|image = File:Soyak.png | |||
|original_image = File:Wojak fixed thumb.png | |||
|type = Soyjak (and also [[Wojak]]) variant | |||
|aliases = | |||
* Soy wojak | |||
* Soy wojack | |||
* Soyjack | |||
* Soyak | |||
* Sojak | |||
* S0ijak | |||
* Soijak | |||
* Basedjak | |||
* Onionsjak | |||
* Keyedjak | |||
* Soyboy Wojak | |||
* Soylent Wojak | |||
* Soy boy wojack | |||
* Classic Soyjak | |||
* bald man with glasses | |||
* Swedish Win | |||
* incomprehensible wojack(sic) | |||
|origin = [[Origin of soyjak|Disputed]] | |||
|booru_posts = {{boorusearch|variant:soyak|display=7Ϫ00+}} <small>As of December 4th, 2023</small> | |||
|traced_from = [[Wojak]] | |||
}} | |||
'''Soyjak''', also known as '''soijak''' or '''soyak''', is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic [[Wojak]] meme as a [[Soy Boy]]. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy. | |||
== Early life == | == Early life == | ||
Soyjak was | <blockquote>''Main article: [[Origin of soyjak]]''</blockquote>Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to [[Int/|/int/]] by a [[The Swede (Artist)|Swede]] on December 30th, 2017.<ref> https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/83655045/#83658861 </ref> ([[Impish Soyak Ears|swedish win]] btw) | ||
[[File:Soyak original.png|thumb|227x227px|The "original" soyjak image.]] | |||
On September 1 2021, [[Soyical Arts|Soyjak historians]] on [[Qa/|/qa/]] unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/4970397/</ref> | |||
As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, research into this topic is still ongoing. | |||
== As an art form == | |||
Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the masses and criticized by the [[trannies]], 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some [[Chudjak|chads]] and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the [[CIA]] will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of [[Soyical Arts|images and their literary contexts produced as result]]. | |||
== Early life <sup>({{Quote|>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111}})</sup> == | |||
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever [[meds]] he was prescribed by [[Dr. Soyberg]], washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen [[food]] with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today. | |||
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own. | |||
== Likes == | == Likes == | ||
* | *[[Nintendo]] Switch, and Nintendo in general | ||
*[[BBC| | *Capeshit | ||
* | *[[Meds]] | ||
*[[Covid-19#Soy| | *[[BBC]] | ||
*His good buddy and wife's personal bull, [[Nigger|Tyrone]] | |||
*[[Bugs]] | |||
*Living in a sealed pod | |||
*[[Covid-19#Soy|Wearing masks]] | |||
*Thanos memes | |||
*[[Soylent]] | *[[Soylent]] | ||
*[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma| | *[[Jefre Cantu-Ledesma]] | ||
*[[ | *[[Biblically Accurate Angels]] | ||
* | **[[Algorithm Sluts#List of things algorithm sluts like|Everything in this list]] | ||
*The [[Science]] (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten) | |||
*Brands that support [[Max|BLM]] and [[trannies|trans rights]] | |||
*[[Jews|Progressive Democracies]] | |||
*[[Klaus Schwab]] and his other WEF overlords | |||
*[[Reddit]] | |||
*[[Twitter]] | |||
*[[Breakfast For Dinner]] | |||
*Hot sauce collections | |||
*[[Soy horror|Bone-chilling slow burns]] | |||
*His Funko Pop collection | |||
*Sour Candy | |||
*[[Optimistic nihilism]] | |||
*Whatever the image poster doesn't like | |||
== Dislikes== | == Dislikes == | ||
*[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version| | *[[4chan]] | ||
* | *[[Chudjak#Click_this_for_the_left_wing_tranny_version|Chuds]] | ||
*Bloodmouths | |||
*[[Food|Homemade meals]] | |||
*Rural people (except asian soy farmers) | |||
*Shaving | *Shaving | ||
*[[soyjak.party]] ([[File:Angry soyjak.png|20px]] {{Quote|>I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!}}) | |||
*Transphobia | *Transphobia | ||
*karma | *Toxic masculinity | ||
*People with negative Reddit karma | |||
*Jumpscares | *Jumpscares | ||
* | *Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large entertainment corporations | ||
* | *Science deniers and questioners | ||
* | *Whatever the image poster likes | ||
== See also == | == See also == | ||
*[[List of Soyjak Templates]] | *[[List of Soyjak Templates]] | ||
[[Category:Variants]] | |||
{{reflist}} | |||
{{Variants}} | |||
Latest revision as of 15:38, 8 May 2024
Soyjak is an AGARTHAN VANTAWHITE GEMERALD straight from the FREEZING PEAKS OF ARYANHEAVEN!!!!!!!!!!!
| Soyak | |
|---|---|
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| Soyjak (and also Wojak) variant | |
| Aliases |
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| Origin | Disputed |
| Booru Posts |  7Ϫ00+ As of December 4th, 2023 |
| Traced From | Wojak |
Soyjak, also known as soijak or soyak, is a high quality, well drawn edit of the classic Wojak meme as a Soy Boy. His characteristic features are his glasses, scraggly beard, and usually wide open mouth. The wide-mouthed expression he often has is known as the "Soylent Grin", and usually indicates that he is happy.
Early life
Main article: Origin of soyjak
Soyjak in his most well-known form, the "classic soyjak variant", was first posted to /int/ by a Swede on December 30th, 2017.[1] (swedish win btw)
On September 1 2021, Soyjak historians on /qa/ unearthed bombshell evidence that called into question everything we know about the origin of Soyjak by discovering possible "first jak" candidates which pre-dated the timescale for the previously-accepted "Out of Swedish Win" theory.[2]
As of 2024, research into this topic is still ongoing.
As an art form
Although the concept of soyjakkery is requently dismissed as strawmen arguments by the masses and criticized by the trannies, 'jakking and it's culture has been acknowledged by some chads and other spectators as a form of subversive commentary on modern human nature, as well as expressionist and sometimes (as the CIA will term it) surrealist art - in particular regard to its following and wide variety of images and their literary contexts produced as result.
Early life (>I heckin love fanfiction!!!111)
Soyjak was born in San Francisco, California, in a polyamorous omnisexual household. Throughout his life, he always happily took whatever meds he was prescribed by Dr. Soyberg, washed down with soymilk. He was fed processed, microwaved and frozen food with poor nutrition as a child, which is the reason he has fucked up hormones and is 5'1 (155 cm) in height today.
He still resides in California today, married to his wife, Megan - but only for the satisfaction of being able to watch his good friend, Tyrone Shaquan-Demichels fuck her 24/7. Together they had a mixed-race child named Malik Shaquan-Demichels whom Soyjak raises like a son of his own.
Likes
- Nintendo Switch, and Nintendo in general
- Capeshit
- Meds
- BBC
- His good buddy and wife's personal bull, Tyrone
- Bugs
- Living in a sealed pod
- Wearing masks
- Thanos memes
- Soylent
- Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
- Biblically Accurate Angels
- The Science (even doe he can barely understand it EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT SCIENCE HAS DEBOONKED CHUDDIES or however the bugs are eaten)
- Brands that support BLM and trans rights
- Progressive Democracies
- Klaus Schwab and his other WEF overlords
- Breakfast For Dinner
- Hot sauce collections
- Bone-chilling slow burns
- His Funko Pop collection
- Sour Candy
- Optimistic nihilism
- Whatever the image poster doesn't like
Dislikes
- 4chan
- Chuds
- Bloodmouths
- Homemade meals
- Rural people (except asian soy farmers)
- Shaving
- soyjak.party (
>I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT!!) - Transphobia
- Toxic masculinity
- People with negative Reddit karma
- Jumpscares
- Capitalist evil, despite his worship of large entertainment corporations
- Science deniers and questioners
- Whatever the image poster likes
See also
