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Soyjak.party
Imageboard website
Founded	September 20th, 2020; 3 years ago
Creator	Soot
Owner	Froot
Total Posts	6,000,000+
Homepage	https://soyjak.party

2020

Post No. 3, the earliest known post on soyjak.party.

September - The Beginning

• September 20 - Soot announces the creation of soyjak.party on /qa/.

• September 21 - Chino-chan gets the first sticky. 500 posts.
• September 22 - Soot adds the /raid/ board. Another sticky on /soy/. 800 posts.
• September 23 - 1000 posts.
• September 24 - Soot deletes /g/, and replaces it with /int/. Soot registers the domain Basedjak.party.
• September 26 - 2000 posts.
• September 27 - The default name is changed from "Anonymous" to "Chud". /giga/ is deleted.
• September 28 - Soot announces mc.soyjak.party.

October

• October 1 - Soot deletes /holo/ and /kr/, and many users left due to this decision.
• October 3 - Soot adds /pol/.
• October 7 - Post No. 4000 is made.
• October 14 - A Schizo meltdown on /qa/ leaks over to the Sharty, resulting in Doctor Soyberg being killed, which starts The Asylum Arc.
• October 20 - 6000 posts.

November

• November 2 - wiki.soyjak.party is announced.
• November 18 - Post No. 20000 is made.
• November 19 - Soot adds /sneed/.
• November 29 - Post No. 30000 is made.

December

• Circa December 7 - The first incarnation of The Dailyjak goes up.
• December 20 - Impish Soyak Ears Makes his debut on /soy/. Contemporary reactions are divided, and tension slowly begins to mount.
• December 21 - Post No. 40000 is made.

Chart of activity of Soyjak.party's first three years. Two wedges^{[Even doe there are actually four]} on the total post count can be observed : Captain Coal incident; And one time when Soot had to restore a backup from several months ago after the server provider suddenly kicked him off. Note that /qa/ shutting down only marginally increased the number of users.

2021

January

• January 19 or before - Max file size increased to 550 mb.

February

• February 12 or 13 - 50000 Posts.
• February 18 - Soot likely performed maintenance on the website around 8:00 EST.

March

• March 3 - Soot adds /webm/.
• March 29 - Soot creates Soyjak Wiki, located at wiki.soyjak.party.

April

• April 5 - The Impjak Adventure thread is posted.
• April 7 - A sperg wipes half of the catalog with spam.
• April 12 - Post No. 70000 is made.
• April 13 - Endchan.net's interracial porn board is raided.
• April 16 - A poster makes soyjaks with his own shit, to the amazement and horror of all involved.
• April 16 or 17 - The page count is increased from 10 to 15.
• April 29 - Post No. 77777 Causes the tension to burst, snowballing into the Soyvil War.

June

• June 2- Post No. 100000 is made.
• June 8 - Captain Coal. Posts counts are rolled back to June 3.
• June 13- The second part of Impjak Adventure reaches its conclusion.

July

• July 19 - Soot adds /x/ and /nate/.
• July 23 - Soot announces soyjak.download.
• ....

November

• November 3 - OPERATION CLEAN STABLE /lgbt/ was raided by /qa/. 4cuck mods quickly purged and indefinitely locked /qa/ in retaliation. Mass refugees wave to the 'party (eventho they no longer exist now).^{[it just is, ok?]}
• November 21 - David Thoughie releases his debut single to widespread acclaim.
• ...

2022

• To be researched: Events spanning from July 2021 to July 2022. Can (You) help us?

January

• January 15 - The post database is lost after Soot's server provider was hit with CSAM complaints. Post counts on /​soy​/ are rolled back more than a month, even post no. 222222 was given a second chance.
• January 26 - Post No. 300000 is made.
• January - February - the 'sharty is hit by a spam wave of illegal material without precedents that even ends spilling over to this very wiki. This event is the most likely reason for Soot's selling of the 'arty and is thought by many to be the darkest days of the sharty.

February

• Febuary/march - Jackbox raids, Pixelplanet and Flockmod are started

April

• April 21- Post No. 500000 is made.
• ...

  

  July 14 - The Great Purchase

July

• July 14 - It is made official that Soot sold soyjak.party, booru.soy, and soyjak.download to Kuz
• July 19 - Jackbox revival

August

• August 3 - Facebook-style reaction buttons are added. The buttons would input the following: "gem," "coal," "YWNBAW," "KYS," "though," and "KUUUUUUUUUUZ." All boards also change from 40 pages to 10 pages (10 threads per page). Both changes are incredibly unpopular.
• August 4 - Reaction buttons are removed and /soy/ gets 40 pages again. All other boards remain at 10 pages. Kuz stated in his August 24 livestream that buttons were removed because people were only using the buttons.
• August 7 - All 14,568 Soot-era bans were forgiven.
• August 8 - /​incel​/ is added.
• August 16 - Server migration; Soot sells soyjak.wiki, and Soot's farewell
• August 18 - 4chan janny whistleblower "J" starts posting in the Sharty, which greatly reinforced Operation Dilating Troon.
• August 21 - Kuz bans all discussion of racebait outside /b/. In addition he bans all discussion of child porn since it only serves to give the spammers attention. A thread on /soy/ is made calling to raid /suggest/but before it can even get underway all threads on /suggest/ are deleted, with the only thread remaining being a paper shredder. /suggest/'s board title is also renamed to "/suggest/ - The Shredder." Making a new post during on /suggest/ during this time would cause it to get auto-deleted. A partial backup of threads before the board was wiped can be found here.
• August 22 - Suggest is unlocked for about an hour. Then it gets deleted and remade as "/suggest/ - suggestions" again, with the post count set back to 0. Jannies then wipe suggest for a third time and remove it from the header. A new announcement is posted stating suggest has been merged with /qa/. After a lengthy Q&A with kuz he agrees to restore the board with the stipulation that all meta discussion must be posted to /suggest/ as stated in rule 9 (which wasn't being enforced.) Also /g/ is reinstated and /x/ is locked.
• August 24 - Kuz makes an official kolyma discord server to supplement his IRC. Someone posts a picture of his announcement to /soy/ but the thread is deleted. Reactions are mixed, with some chuds calling Kuz a "discord tranny". Chuds also shared a screenshot of the public mod IRC that promptly got deleted and anyone referencing it banned. Chuds/Mods later claimed there were mentions of splinter sites/shilling which was the probable reason for why the threads got deleted. Kuz announces a sudden, impromptu Q&A livestream after a blotter message announces he has returned from vacation. marking the first time Kuz had gone on a live stage since taking over the 'arty. The stream lasted for 1 hour and 30 minutes and was streamed to youtube. The transcript is here.
• August 28 - After a lot of controversy and drama, Kuz removes controversial janny Sobot. Kuz later appears in a thread lamenting the loss of Sobot, and asks for ways to improve the site in various threads throughout the night. Kuz says he plans to take a long vacation from the site after saying in another thread he would be "blacklisting the site from my router" for several months, leaving an unnamed "oldchud" in charge of the site during his absence.
• August 29 - The bump limit is changed from 24,000 to 500 for comparability with the archive. Posts can also no longer be deleted. Later that day, orangetexting is enabled.
• August 30 - Preparations for the millionth GET begin as post 990000 is hit early in the morning. Lainchan's 20000 GET is stolen by a `jakker later on in the day, with an epic tranny fail on post #20001. Later that day, the 'arty raids an obcure german imageboard with hilariously bad moderation. 1chan also gets wiped for a third time. Before the day ends, a sign-thread gets posted asking people to write a message to Kuz after having purchased the party one month ago. Lots of gems were mined before the thread turned to coal after hitting 370 posts in 2 hours.
• August 31 - The millionth GET ends up being UTTP spam brimstone, causing 'teens to protest Kuz to exile them from all of his platforms, which he did.

September

• September 1 - A soyteen accidentally reveals his loli fetish in the drugs thread, leading to a lot of gems being mined Kuz leaves for Cyprus until December for an unknown reason, putting 3 anonymous mods in charge. Intense speculation on why the Admin of the party is leaving for so long and what exactly hes doing follows.
• September 2 - A poll is briefly added asking soyteens whether or not the name field should be returned to /soy/. The poll at first overwhelmingly supports returning the name field, but later overwhelmingly opposes it. There were allegations of fraud, so nothing was done.
• September 3 - /giga/ is unlocked.
• September 6 - Mods stop moderating the party due to a small but vocal minority complaining about overmoderation. The catalog very quickly gets flooded with all types of coal. /suggest/ gets locked. This gets undone a few hours later.
• September 7 - /soy/ gets a sticky for the death of Queen Elizabeth
• September 11 - HAPPY INSIDE JOB DAY! Just as it was about to be bumped off /soy/, Good boy quest is moved to a surprise board, /qst/, making it the boards first post. /qst/ remains unlisted, /qst/ is also the first board to feature a dice rolling plug-in.
• September 13 - A mysterious button labeled "Enable gallery mode" appears, which puts all images from a thread into a slideshow. Post deletion also gets re-enabled. "SOYJAK TIER LIST 2023" is released to much acclaim.
• September 15 - A 'teen threatens to shoot up his school, although the image and text is removed by the mods, the thread is left up. Other teens discover that the thread is a hoax, because the gun pictured is an airsoft. The shooter teen continues making a few posts alleging he is being hunted by the police. Additional transparency additions to the site are announced by Chud ## Manager, and an offer is made in /suggest/ by a tranime poster to buy the party for $4500. Rampant speculation continues through the night on the validity of the offer.
• September 16 - TOR is blocked.
• September 17 - %glowtext% and --bluetext-- are added. Someone publicly leaks the invite to the QAfe, so mods public ban everyone in the thread. The name field is also re-added on /soy/. After the scripted 1111111 get, mods plan to remove the deletion field, as well as dubs, similar to 4chan's /v/. Kuz also returns and plans to do a Q&A with Soot. Mods also can no longer post with their capcodes after posting about a sharty pass.^{[it just is, ok?]} Lastly, a 15 year old 'teen uploads a shining gemerald video painted as colorjak
• September 18 - A CP thread is made on /soy/, which is not uncommon, but this one featured the infamous "Daisy's Destruction". The thread is up for 20 minutes before moderators delete it. It amassed over 100 replies in that period and many were shocked at the "new low". WE BROKE KUZ: Kuz makes a few posts complaining about the harassment and threats he got after acquiring the site. Kuz also reverts EVERYTHING back to how things were during the Soot era. reportedly, a 'teen kills himself during the chaos. ^{[it just is, ok?]} Later that day, a 'teen tops the IRL colorjak from earlier by posting videos of himself smearing his own shit on his face and eating it on camera. Kuz, starting afresh, promises a handful of new changes. /fap/ is also added.
• September 19 - Forced anonymity is enabled sitewide. The Afterparty archive archives posts on /soy/ that are more than one hour old.
• September 20 - 2 years of soyjak.party! Forced anonymity is removed on /qa/. On /soy/, Chud changes to 🎉 2 years! 🎂. A button with the text "Click here to get your medal" appears. Clicking the text causes "🥈 2 YEARS ON BALD MEN WITH GLASSES WEBSITE 🥈" to show up. The archive is expanded to encompass all the boards as well. Soyteens try to steal a get on /vmg/ but fail.
• September 22 - After yet another catty wiping raid, which includes CP and shill links to a dead site, Kuz makes a post on /suggest/ where he reveals that the admin of said site was perpetrating CP spam on the sharty and then reporting the links so he could kill the site and bring users to his bunker. A thread quoting Kuz with an angry yurijak is made as a joke, but because Kuz's post is locked, it ends up becoming the de-facto discussion thread. In a rare occurence, the sharty is almost completely in agreement with Kuz and many users turn on the bunker.
• September 24 - Soot holds a Q&A session on /qa/He had mixed feelings on Kuz's sharty, being supportive of the moderation but skeptical of the /fap/ board. He also confirms that he has a girlfriend, which caused the chuds to join the 41%. The caption text on /soy/ changes to "Their[sic] just drawings, calm down."
• September 25 - Kuz replaces reCaptcha with KolymaNET's own software, Kaptcha. Kaptcha is only put on /soy/ when making new threads and is not mandatory to fill out.
• September 26 - MOST COBSONS ARE BANNED. Posting Cobsons, with the exception of still images, would temporarily give an automatic 30 day ban. This was due to pedophiles embedding child pornography into gifs and videos. KolymaNET and Discord are working with authorities to track down the posters. Kuz later changes the rules. Janitor applications reopen. Kaptcha becomes mandatory. /soy/'s caption changes to "The jaks posted here are artistic works of coal. Only a fool would call anything posted here a gem.
• September 30, - /fap/ is deleted. Attempting to navigate to the board will redirect the user to The Easy Peasy Method to Quit Porn.

October

• October 1 - A rogue janny uploads an Ongezellig-themed thread, which is the worst nigger ass NAS incident in a while. Meanwhile, Kuz adds spinning text (--). The photon theme is also removed and replaced with Dark2.
• October 15 - Post hiding is silently added.
• October 17 - Mods plan a q&a within "the next two weeks."
• October 18 - The Discord crackdown begins. Any janitor that participated in "sharty discord servers" will get banned for 30 days and be ineligible to moderate. This follows a leak of the QAfe Discord.
• October 20 - No NAS Thursday. Any NAS posts on /soy/ get deleted and the poster banned for 1 day.
• October 27 - A soyteen makes a bait suicide thread for (You)s. He later comes out and says it was a joke.
• October 29 - Sharty staff do a Q&A. A notice with the text "THINK TWICE - All illegal images will be reported to law enforcement" now shows up next to the upload field. Video embeds are also re-added, a feature that was removed by Soot less than a month after the site was made.
• October 30 - A 'teen cuts himself then draws a 'jak with his blood. A message on /soy/ appears with the text "Attention to the womans of soyjak.party. 2 loyal hard working men of kolyma network are seeking a wife. Asmat Tursanov and Bogdan Tigbayev. Cash rewards, free housing, and other benefits are applied. Please put your interests to the suggest board or leave mesage at the email. [email protected] thank you." It is unknown if the message is real or a joke. The message was then equally mysteriously deleted.
• October 31 - Flags are briefly added on /soy/.

November

• November 1 - Posts that have "kys" in them will show what the abbreviation actually means; "Kiss Your Self". Someone posts the first blind-accessible Soyjak. (It's actually just the Dancing Swede audio turned into a vocaroo.)
• November 2 - Kuz buys a Datsun Cherry and asks soyteens what they think. Kuz ends up getting ratioed until Kuz does a counter-ratio.. The default anonymous name changes from Chud to 🪦 RIP /QA/ 🪦 to remember the 1 year anniversary of the death of /qa/.
• November 3 - Cobson can now be seen peeking out at the bottom right hand corner while browsing the boards, reminding you that he is, in fact, a gem. On Telegram, Kuz expresses his idea to polish up an already-existing dating software, implementing it as a cross-network Kolyma dating service. He later holds a poll asking if this is a good idea, to which a majority of 67% vote no.
• November 4 - The 'craft server opens up for real. The wiki suffers a DDoS attack.
• November 5 - Forced anonymity is removed on /muv/ in order to discuss Soycraft easier. Mods also plan to undo all rangebans on November 7 as an experiment.
• November 6 - Mods move a LGBT bait thread to /b/. Threads such as that one had been plaguing /soy/ for some time. A mod responds by reminding soyteens that the promotion of LGBT values is prohibited on KolymaNET properties. A rogue jakparty.soy janny posts on /soy/, leaking information about the website's owner, Loot and his involvement with raids against the sharty. He is subsequently removed from jakparty's janny team and the site undergoes a DDoS attack.
• November 7 - /bant/ is created. Turkey Tom mentions soyjak.party in his livestream.
• November 10 - The thread that asked Kuz to add a 'zellig banner after 30 days finally reached that threshold, so, a result, /soy/ gets flooded and becomes /zellig/. Mods end up temporarily banning Ongezellig discussion on /soy/.
• November 11 - A teen uploads a nine page PDF titled "The Five Board Plan", detailing his desire to lessen the amount of boards on the sharty from 22 to 5 as to fix what he views as "board bloat". Kuz reads over the PDF about an hour after the thread is posted and announces his intent to enact the plan with minor modifications on Kuz's end. Later, Kuz enacts the change, hiding every board except for /q/, /soy/, /qa/, /g/, /bant/, and /o/. /g/ is now known as Generals rather than Technology. --Calmtext-- also gets re-added. The booru modifies its upload policy.
• November 12 - Kuz announces on Telegram that there will be a trial run of the Kolyma dating software on November 13th at noon EST, scheduled to run for 4 hours. He posts a screenshot of the service (named simply "Kolyma Dating") as a preview.
• November 13 - A thread on /soy/ is stickied of an image of Neptune edited to have Cobson's face. At 12:00 PM EST, Kolyma Dating begins its test run. It consists of 19 chatrooms (two of which, specifically 13 and 14, are classified as "TR - Halal") allowing users to chat with another. A message on /soy/ appears linking to Kolyma Dating, with the caption "Stop being a lonely incel today!". While initially set to last for 4 hours, it ends a little over an hour after launch. The link to Kolyma Dating redirects to a message from KolymaNET's Internet Services Directorate stating that the program had "concluded earlier", and that the 6 successful matches made during the test run will be offered KolymaNET positions and a "certificate of union". Kuz goes on /soy/ to clarify that the early closure was due to "too many underage Ukrainians trying to sell pics of themselves" and that Kolyma Dating would not be coming back. He also announces that he will be reversing the Five Board Plan by bringing back some of the boards. Furthermore, he announces a possible plan to co-buy 4chan with a friend for 4m, as well as reformatting the rules and wiping /soy/ to "kill off most of the necrobump gimmick threads". Finally, he states that the deal to buy 'zellig fell through and that "Massa may fall out of his window soon". /bant/ is hidden and /int/, /a/, /pol/ and /r/ are restored.
• November 17 - Soyteens successfully get a post to the 24,000 post bump limit. SoyBooru gets a rebrand. 'teens raid a gay men group masturbation video call, creating an amazing gemerald.
• November 19 - The Unpluggening.
• November 20 - Soyjak.party discovers Sennvenn, kicking off one of the funniest sagas in site history. Sennvenn was a tranny twitch streamer who had been doxed by the site clay.party, which was home to the foodists. Soyjak.party discovered this, and decided to raid his twitch stream. The events that followed were: Pizza's being sent to his house, his being swatted, gore being sent to his mother's Facebook page, his nudes being leaked, his nudes being sent to his mother's facebook page, his parents coming into his room and yelling at him (which he livestreamed to his entire audience), his friends being doxed and sent pizza, him getting kicked out of his parents home, his twitch account's getting deleted and his becoming homeless. The entire saga is too long to fully list on the history page, and there were many gems created throughout it, so It is reccomended that you check out Sennvenn's full soywiki page by clicking on this hyperlink. The Sennvenn saga is often considered the most successful troll in site history, as Sennvenn's entire life was completely ruined by it, and he was forced off of the internet. Dotspam becomes explicitly banned. Anyone caught dotspamming will get a permanent, unappealable ban.
• November 23 - A Janny gets BTFO by Cobson posters in /soy/.^{[This happened, ok?]}
• November 24 - "Today is thanksgiving, please remember to be very thankful this day!" appears in the blotter, as well as a stickied post of Cobson reminding soyteens to stay warm and safe this winter.
• November 25 - On the Booru, following some soyteens removing tags on posts they don't like in order to get them deleted, Booru moderators lock some new posts, causing some butthurt on /soy/.
• November 26 - After being routed to the default KolymaNET error page, the Afterparty (on sp.logwarehouse.net) starts working again.

December

• December 1 - An official poll to determine Soyjak.party's Variant of the Year started. Voting lasted until December 14th.
• December 3 - On his Telegram, Kuz posted a screenshot of an e-mail he received from an account ending in fbi.gov that had the subject "Threats to Life". He captioned the screenshot "Enough with the fake shooting hoax threads." Assuming Kuz isn't trolling us, this is the second time that Kuz publicly announced that the sharty had been noticed by the FBI, following another school shooting threat a few months ago. It most likely would have been caused by this thread from the day prior (which apparently was posted from Langley, Virginia). On the same day, Kuz posts "4chan 2023." It is unknown if Kuz closed a deal with Hiroyuki or something else. This gives 'teens hope that /qa/ will have the last laugh. A 'teen makes Bobe, a variant that mocks Froge.
• December 4 - SoyBooru temporarily shuts down for maintenance.
• December 7 - A notice with the following text shows up: "Bans issued this week: 6,201." Azmat Tushkanov, a Kolyma employee then posts the following: "Hello to spammers I am Azmat Tushkanov, i am here from emergency resources center of kolyma. I came here to gives a specil thanks to spammer for of making great contribution to kolyma by letting IP's are add to our database for anti spam. Sincerely, Asmat." This follows a large spam attack.
• December 8 - The Ongezellig banner gets added, after pressure to do so mounts.
• December 9 - Kuz decides to play a prank on 'teens by pretending the site has been seized by the FBI.
• December 11 - After days of nightly scat raids, janitor applications re-open. Posts also get Christmas hats.
• December 12 - Turkey Tom, after getting spammed by soyteens, says Kuz could join his stream if he sends him a 100 dollar superchat. However, Kuz is not present.
• December 16 - All external links on the party now direct to jump.kolyma.net. For example, linking to https://yandex.com will link to https://jump.kolyma.net/?https://yandex.com
• December 17 - A [!] button now appears next to all posts, which allows you to report posts directly to KolymaNET. This button replaces the old report feature. Posts can now be reported on the party's Log Warehouse. Kuz also does a Q&A..
• December 19 - The Booru went down again. A 'teen leaks the infamous and highly secretive ratio.js, creating a cascade of scripted spam.
• December 26 - The Christmas theme is removed.
• December 28 - The option to set custom User JS is silently removed.

2023

January

• January 1 - Kuz completely overhauls the rules. Seeing that Jak 'n Fap is (de jure) no longer against the rules, a soyteen starts the first major thread in months. Some 'teens theorize that Kuz converted to Islam. Brimstone Winter Begins.
• January 4 - A 'teen starts graffitiing soy and Kolyma-related things on the streets. A Kolyma employee posts his tabs in a thread titled "ITT: WE POST OUR TABS." Mods move the necrobumped Ongezellig thread to /test/, and it is later deleted.
• January 6 - Lifesucksthenyoudie pays some people on Fiverr to make a video titled "I Love Cobson." The archive starts working again. A soyteen makes a website called Jak.soy, a shock site very similar to Kekma.net, and start spamming it everywhere. The soymoji chart is completed. /giga/ and /bant/ are quietly unlocked.
• January 7 - Some minor changes to the design of the site. For posts, "No." was changed to "№." Users are no longer known as "Chud," as no name shows up anymore. Visible e-mails were also removed, with visible sage replacing it. Users can still view if a post had something in the e-mail field by using inspect element. These changes are very quickly reversed, with the exception of the post number and visible sage.
• January 8 - Nightly Raids return, with the catalog being flooded with MrBeast spam, as well as the site being DDoSed.
• January 9 - reCAPTCHA and Cloudflare shields are enabled (for posts and replies) in order to brace for the >>>/soy/2000000 GET, which is achieved later that day. Despite the GET being considered brimstone by many, Kuz had a positive outlook, writing "It took just a week short of 2 years for us to reach 1,000,000 posts on /soy/, but only 4 months for it to reach its 2,000,000th post. Time goes by so fast!... here's to another million posts, it'll go by real quickly. 🥂🍾❤️" on his Telegram. Post deletion gets de-facto disabled, with the timer being changed from 10 seconds to 3 years.
• January 10 - Soot-style moderation, when it comes to NAS, returns to /soy/ as a test.
• January 11 - /incel/ comes back, which becomes a containment board for hostilely off-topic posts which are generally disliked by the community and used to be allowed on /soy/. This coincides with KolymaNET cracking down of the promotion of LGBT issues on its network. Some Russian text "Жить стало лучше..." (Life got better...) shows as an announcement.
• January 12 - /soy/ temporarily goes under the unforgiving eye of ROBOT9000: Anyone that makes a non-original post gets temporarily muted. This was found to have been a mistake: An announcement with the text "I am sorry for the sub par moderation in the past 9 days, there has been alot of misbehavior, but it will be fixed now. Due to the large quantity of spam, i decided to wipe the board. Also, the robot was accidentally enabled for 1 hour and 33 minutes." showed up.^{[It just did, ok?]}
• January 13 - Soyteens have an autistic temper tantrum over some Twitter kike nobody who called the site a "wojak site" or something. 'teens own him epic style by committing federal crimes. Kuz announces that KNN (Kolyma News Navigator) had returned. Sharty fixes is deleted. KNN gets integrated with the 'party. A 'teen trolls infamous right-wing grifter Nick Fuentes with a gemmy livestream donation.
• January 16 - A 'teen that goes by the name "[email protected]" goes through leaked databases in order to hack various WordPress websites.
• January 18 - Soyjak.party temporarily goes down, which leads some 'teens to believe that the site is down for good. /soy/'s catalog gets completely wiped. A 'teen makes a thread where he puts this article into GPT3 to see what it would say would happen in the future. One of the changes that happened was that Kuz would announce a mascot called Bobo the Sharty Janny.
• January 19 - Kuz announces the Kolsyetmol Engineers Committee. The program is for those under 20 years old, and is to teach people PHP as well as employ them at KolymaNET. This is announced on the party. Soyjak Wiki changes its skin from Timeless to Monobook.
• January 21 - Soyjak.party becomes "Paused" by Kolyma, possibly due to maintenance.
• January 22 - Soyteens start making stealthjaks with a program called Maregic. The owner of Maregic realized then and changed the background to a porn image of Twilight Sparkle along with the text "JAKNIGGERS KILL YOURSELVES". No NAS day returns.
• January 24 - An anonymous mod (or janny posting with a capcode) finally responds to a ban evader by dropping redpills in a thread. A thread is made asking for board suggestions; Despicable Me music plays in the background.
• January 25 - the sharty reports an account scraping the Booru with a bot and posting on Twitter and doxes its owner: a 30 years old israeli man. For once, it really was da joos.
• January 26 - Sharty gets a notice warning everyone that users are responsible for their own posts https://soyjak.party/publichouse.html
• January 27 - /raid/ is back and gets almost instantly spammed with advertisements of the coal site. /v/ and /tech/ get added. /r9k/ and /fap/ get re-added later that day. Old boards, such as /b/ or /muv/, were changed into [REDACTED]. A lot of backend changes are made
• January 28 - 'teens sucefully dox Inés Moro, an ugly asian-french femchud from the 'fe that made coal pedophile soyteen fanart. Kuz messes with the CSS, such as inverting all colors, making the post count start with Ϫ, and making text slowly squeeze together. The catalog gets completely wiped.
• January 29 - Kuz removes post timers. A sticky is made asking soyteens to embrace the New Normal™.
• January 30 - Kolyma becomes the default skin + /fap/ is hidden, Turkey Tom confirms that he at the very least lurks the 'sharty. Tom later posts in a thread. A 'teen starts a DOOM thread. Brimstone Winter ends.

February

• February 2 - The DOOM thread gets derailed and later moved to /incel/, after commotion concerning the thread possibly now being run by a Discorder. This move causes an unusually large mixed reaction.
• February 4 - A federal contractor, or at least someone pretending to be one, does an AMA on soyjak.party. The thread later gets taken down by mods after it gets spammed with illegal content. Sharty gets temporarily paused for a brief moment as people panic ((damage control)).
• February 11 - /fap/ gets silently re-added.
• February 12 - A mysterious audio file is played on the sharty. You will NOT investigate it. It's the distorted sound of 33 niggers getting tortured.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• February 13 - 'teens plan an oldfag-style IRL raid at castro street in San Francisco. /soy/ now only had 20 pages instead of 40.
• February 15 - The catalog gets flooded with Colorjaks. A Know Your Meme page about the 'party gets made. 'Teens attempt to dox the creator of the Know Your Meme page as retribution.
• February 18 - A 'teen hangs a soyjak.party poster in Venice Beach, California.
• February 19 - Kuz plays around with the CSS a bit more, such as making everything a triangle and making replies tilt in.
• February 20 - 'teens start making Elsagate-style children soyjak videos to game the YouTube Kids algorithm. The threads, however, get derailed by an ARG. Some software changes are noticed on soyjak.party. It is unknown what these changes were for^{what was noticed exactly?} were testing, but phoneposters couldn't post, with a error message that contained the string detectMobileUser, suggesting that Kuz started testing mobile user detection, or that a slip-up revealed datamining that was already in place. Others speculated that an ASCII tag was being added, as that was used in /test/.
• February 21 - Frogposting is officially banned. The catalog also gets wiped.
• February 22 - Learn Numbers and Colors with Feraljak | Educational Soyjak Video for Children rapidly surpasses the latest episode of Ongezellig in youtube views.
• February 23 - Soyjak.party starts changing into many different languages, including Japanese, Chinese, Turkish, and Hebrew.
• February 24 - SoyBooru accidentally approves a NAS image of a Black Man in a sexual pose.
• February 26 - Janny accidentally (?) pins a thread of a bird , igniting possibly one of the worst best threads in the history of the 'sharty. Later the same day a thread voting on whether Ongezellig should be banned from /soy/ or not descends into a similar bout of schizophrenia due to 2 NAS spammers fighting
• February 27 - Infamous nigger comedian Sam Hyde posts a 'jak from the sharty on the same day it's made, possibly revealing he is a 'teen. (Or that some 'teen DM'd it on twitter you wishful idiots) There are threads stating that the Soyvil War 3 is going to happen very soon and it will be between anti-zellig posters and pro-zellig posters. The spoiler photo was changed from "Gold" to "Gem". Mods announce that Post No. 2419157 will have a yellow background, and 'teens are shocked when it actually does. /nate/ gets renamed from "Coal" to "gems".
• February 28 - All threads but one get wiped, as mods try an experiment where soyteens can only post on one thread. Images are now stored at KolymaNET's CDN website, kncdn.org. The default URL scheme changed from ht𝅺tps://soyjak.party/BOARD NAME/res/THREAD ID.html to htt𝅺ps://soyjak.party/BOARD NAME/thread/THREAD ID.html.

March

• March 1 - 711chan raid, possibly the biggest one ever.
• March 2 - A janny does a super-rare public ban on a frognigger after he asks the jannies to ban all trannies. This incident is widely celebrated, because frogniggers are insufferable. Soyjak.party discovers the tranny twitch streamer lifeinmastermode. Soyjak.party raids his discord server with coinslot, doxes him, discovers his phone number and repeatedly sends him pizzas. Two different soyteens call him, (one of them does so twice) and make fun of him until he hangs up. A link to a compilation of the calls made by the second soyteen can be found here.
• March 3 - A small breadtuber makes a video claiming Soygate is a secret alt-right operation. Soyteens retaliate by doxing him. The video is then promptly removed by the frightened 'tuber. The catalog gets wiped.
• March 4 - Popular Roblox youtuber Ruben Sim confirms that he browses the party and regularly participates in raid threads.
• March 5 - Someone claiming to have met Kuz in the army makes a thread on /soy/. After days of intense scrutiny and speculation about him, Kuz embeds Michael Jackson's song "Leave me Alone" in the thread. 'teens dox a random old lady just because.
• March 6 - In the early morning, Kuz posts in a thread about the deletion of /qa/, where he reveals the reason he believes /qa/ was deleted. The thread instantly blows up, with over 200 replies to his posts being made in 20 minutes. It's March 6th, the day Bobo is supposed to become the mascot! Soyjak Wiki changes its logo temporarily to Bobo for the occasion. Bobo will always be a gem. /soy/ gets wiped yet again. The birth of Tabjaks/splicejaks.
• March 8 - Mods start moving doxing, harassment, and raid threads to /raid/.
• March 9 - Sobot announces anonymously via the mod capcode: "Jackbox, transgender people doxes, and retaliation type threads will now all be moved to /incel/ and /raid/-ACKKKKKK." That message later gets redacted and the mod gets punished. The "decision" to ban most raid threads gets vetoed and all threads gets moved back to /soy/.
• March 10 - /QA/ FUCKING WINS!!!!!!!!!!! - In perhaps the most important GET in party history, (arguably only beaten by the /s4s/ get), /soy/ manages to steal /lgbt/'s 30 millionth get. This day is known as Mario day because mar10 looks like Mario.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• March 11 - The catalog gets wiped again. 'Teens make a half-assed dox and harass a tranny because he made some awful music.
• March 12 - Attempt at raiding rdrama.net ends up in infinite seething from their part. Some 'teen buys the domain strawpoil.com, and makes it redirect to the /soy/ board.
• March 13 - A random thread is rapidly spammed full of 18 digit number hundreds of times, severely lagging the site and making posting difficult. Soyteens are confused, and speculate as to the reason. A few minutes after this, soyjak.party turns on Cloudfare's DDOS protection, and the attack stops. 4 minutes after Cloludfare was enabled, a 'teen made a thread announcing he had DDOS'd rdrama, implying that the spam attack was part of a retaliatory attack by them. Although this is initially believed, it is quickly realized that he had no evidence he was actually behind the DDOS, and 'teens overwhelmingly conclude he is an offsite user trying to provide a casus belli for rdrama to raid soyjak.party. It is currently believed that the rdrama and soyjak.party attacks are unrelated. Various fuckery occurs with the poster username, being changed from "Chud" to "Chu" to "CHVD" over the course of an hour.
• March 14 - A fake Chrome "This page is unavailable" page appears for a few minutes. All hell breaks loose on the 'sharty.
• March 16 - /soy/ gets wiped by BBC spam as well as advertisements to a certain splinter site.
• March 17 - [minecraft] is added to the header of the site.
• March 18 - soyjak.party and SoyBooru take a very hardlined approach against Discord, mandating that users leave them immediately, as a crackdown may be happening soon.
• March 19 - The entire catalog gets wiped from a nightly raid.
• March 21 - The catalog is rapidly spammed with images of the nerd emoji and random strings of text. A couple of seconds after the spam begins, the site is updated so a neighing sound plays each time a new tab is opened. /soy/ is locked and Clouldfare's protection is turned on. Spam is then deleted, and the board unlocked. At the time of the lock, the nerd posts took up about 1/3rd of the catalog. Immediately after all spam posts are deleted, a new rule gets added: "You will not participate in or promote discord servers, telegram channels, social media chats or groups, or other off-site, online communities which are harmful or evil in nature." Whether or not the addition of this rule was correlated with the spam is unknown. Some sort of foul play by the administrators was widely suspected, as the neighing noise must have been added by them, which would prove they were online - yet, they chose not to stop the spam until a good 5 or so minutes later.
• March 22 - SoyBooru reaches 30,000 posts. SVYIDAE catches the attention of the party and thread is made about them. Unfortunately, it was not archived, and had been lost to time. Their soywiki page contains many of the relevations uncovered in that thread, though.
• March 26 - Tanki, a communist who had been ruining soyjak.party raids on Twitch streamers for at least a month, got 5 soyjak posters stuck to his home's front door. Tanki had ruined a large amount of Jackbox raids in the past by lurking in raid generals and telling any targets what was happening to them. He sometimes stuck around long enough to make entire threads fail. He was a persistent enough nuisance to get doxed, upon which a /soy/ user realized they lived within 5 minutes of his address. A couple of days later, the same user made a thread where they revealed they planned to stick 5 soyjak posters (including one of 'cado's asshole) onto Tanki's front door. An hour after the creation of the thread, OP went through with it, causing Tanki to become enraged. He then launched into a rant so angry and incoherent that it ended up becoming memorialized as a copypasta. This event lead to the sharty's getting featured on Kiwi Farms.
• March 27 - Kuz joins the Soycraft server and messes around for a couple of hours. A thread made about him joining is stickied for about an hour, possibly by him, as he revealed he was watching the thread shortly after it was stickied.
• March 28 - The fake QAfe discord server gets leaked. It is revealed that goth was a member of it, meaning all members of it openly associated with a 'p spammer, except the gorillazfag, who tried to dissociate himself from the QAfe but was still banned. Numerous posters who reveal they are members of it get permabanned. Kuz comments on the situation multiple times. Anti-cord sentiments reach record highs.
• March 29 - A version of the TND copypasta which was posted on Twitter got featured on Tucker Carlson Tonight. Soyjak.wiki turns 2 years old.
• March 30 - A hash banning system is developed. As a test, posting this image automatically gets you a 24 hour ban.

April

• April 1 - April Fools' Day! Soyjak.party becomes a Discord Server, while SoyBooru becomes TheFrogPond and this wiki becomes Soyjak Wikia (a parody of a fandom.com wiki)
• April 4 - A 'teen hires random normalfags REEEEEE to review soyjak.party. Unsurprisingly, they don't like it.
• April 5 - A 'teen cuts "/soy/" and "TND" into his skin. The threade he made to show off these cuts gets 50 replies within the first 6 minutes. A moderator then moves the thread to /incel/ and leaks the IP of OP, presumably as retribution for attention whoring and/or samefagging. Kuz departs for England.
• April 7 - 'p gets spammed on zellig threads, causing the janny to wipe the catalog
• April 8 - Rare wiki raid with a bunch of pages getting replaced with goatse and Kuz briefly wordfilters jak to jack for some reason
• April 9 - Janitor applications open up. Kuz stickies a post stating that he tried UCC Coffee. Kuz responds once with this 'jak. This post later gets deleted.
• April 10 - Ongezellig is temporarily banned on /soy/, with a planned Kuz announcement at 4PM EST relating to its admissability. Shortly after this, soyjak.party gets seized. The site comes back 30 minutes later, and Kuz announces that there will be a soyjak.party site with a (.ru) domain in case of future scenarios. A sticky is posted announcing that soyjak.party will ramp up enforcement of its policies against animal abuse, child abuse, and promotion of illegal activities. A mod responds to a detractor with the following:

>NOOO I CANT POST VIDEOS OF CHILD ABUSE THAT I TOTALLY DONT JERK OFF TO!! ITS SO LE FUCKING OVER!! NOOO WHAT LE HECKIN HECKERINO!

kys

These changes were later reverted, with the following statement placed in the blotter:

Kuz's appearance was cancelled.
Due to intense criticism, the proposed rules were nullified.
They were proposed to make the site better, as the moderation sees 0 value in sharing videos and pictures which depict non-sexual violent abuse of children and animals, but since the users refused to accept this, the rules were nullified.
However, Rule 1 still applies, and sharing illegal imagery will result in a strict ban.
These rules were not suggested for legal reasons, but for ethical reasons.
But it is important we maintain the will of the people, even if their will is unethical or evil.

Kuz makes a thread in which he discusses with soyteens issues about the site. He mentions being tired and burnt out, which came from his UK trip and the site being seized earlier in the day. He mentions that there is a hashban system in place and that spammers that post illegal content are being dealt with, but commonly evade their bans. Finally, kuz publicly reveals the name of Chud ## Manager, who is known as Doll.

• April 13 - Mods sticky a modified version of the rock throwing gif in which the rocks are replaced with meds. The text "meds and bbc now" accompanies it.
• April 16 - Frogposters plan an "invasion" on /soy/. Around half a page got wiped from it. The raid was considered a soyteen victory and frogtroon fail. A normal desktop thread gets created, before it ends up getting derailed by a nine-year-old, in which 'teens are amazed that someone that young is browsing the sharty.
• god bless you all and I love you, sharty - the nine year old (yes that is me)

• April 17 - A 'teen makes a credible threat to John Doe, which causes him to get reported to the Volusia Police Department. The nuQAfe starts spamming links to various nonexistent splinters, along with invites to their 'cord. The nine year old from yesterday posts a picture of his tiny white pecker to try and prove he isn't an AI, and as a result he was banned from the sharty and had his IP address leaked. All of these happenings cause large amounts of horror and outrage, causing many 'teens to claim that the sharty has fallen. The nine year old also allegedly ban evades and responds to multiple replies and threads on the sharty.^{[This happened, ok?]} In an attempt to cheer things up, the following blotter is added:

Just a reminder that most of the sharty-themed discord servers (Which are explicitly banned) are filled to the brim with unironic pedophiles, zoophiles, and trannies. This isnt being used as an insult, its stating a fact. These discords are frequented by notorious CSAM spammers, and this isnt an open secret, they are publicly invited by the owners. Rooms exist in which CP spam attacks are coordinated, and users are encouraged to share child abuse material through "trading" accounts. These are sick people.. Be vigilant and remember what kuz said about them.

This isnt a reflection of the shartys userbase, its a indication of a healthy host infected with a parasite. These repugnant subhumans do not represent you or us, they are more akin to a malignant tumor, and with proper treatment, can be rooted out.

We will begin to take these matters into our own hands, and begin action to uproot this insidious behavior.
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE SUBHUMANS, YOU WILL BE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE AND BE PERMANENTLY, IRREVERSIBLY BANNED.

The catty gets wiped, and anti-cord posts begin to spring up. An uptick in Angryjak self insert posts is noted, probably all made by the same user. Kuz is announced to have left for an unknown period of time, Doll is instated as the temporary admin. /r/ is re-added. A frognigger steals the 2888888 GET.

• April 18 - 3 more 'teens get reported to the Volusia Police Department. IT'S OVER for one of them, meanwhile the other 2 get away with it.
• April 20 - /psy/ is added for the day. Sobot adds a large amount of anime photos that contain a small soyjak at the corner to SoyBooru, which causes immense backlash. Doll ends up administratively deleting the images.
• April 21 - A rogue mod stickies a NAS cat meme. In response to the backlash that this sticky had, the mod responds with "Wh..what the... WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS THIS!! WHERE IS THE DISCORD!? WHERE IS THE BNWO PORN!? THE CP?! THE NIGGER GORE?! THIS ISNT ALLOWED! MODS! BAN HIM! DEMOTE HIM NOW! UNSTICKY THIS! ITS HURTING MY FEE FEES NOOOOO YOU HECKING TRANNY HOW DARE YOU FIND SOMETHING THAT I DONT LIKE FUNNY!"
• April 22- The 9 y/o returns and causes mass hysteria among the denizens of /soy/. In response, the Jannies delete every thread he starts posting in. /sneed/ is re-added for the weekend. The NSS announces that they have been working with the Turkish Republic of North Cyprus to arrest somebody, to which many assumed to be goth.
• April 24 - A 'teen commits a hate crime by stealing an LGBTQ progress pride flag from a church, then later cuts it into an LGB swallowtail (Faggotry is ok if there's no troons because... uh.. because it just is, ok?!?), attaches a drawing of a chudjak riding a troon carousel, and deems it the LGBCHUD- flag. The catalog gets wiped. Doll announces that threads that promote pedophilia, as well as audio files or images from CSAM are now strictly prohibited. A ban on NAS racebait is also announced. A mysterious page called the.html is created.
• April 25 - Frogposters are at their maximum, multiple threads were created on the sharty to bait. some schizo forms a pseudo-group called "Gem Control Cabal" and spams in multiple coal threads. A thread dubbed "lets make this the biggest thread in sharty history" gets thousands of botted replies and counting. NSS director Anton Maximov posts "Молитесь сегодня. Юрию предстоит пережить момент, меняющий его жизнь. Пожалуйста, поддержите его." (Pray today. Yuri has to go through a moment that changes his life. Please support him.) The thread was later mysteriously deleted. /nate/ is changed back from "gems" to "coals."

• April 26 - The 3,000,000 GET was achieved after an hour of sperging, "Fordposting" Whaddup son! and kaptcha fails. the GET was titled "I AM WHITE" with a spongebob gem. P was posted in the get but was removed, some speculate this was zelligposters and some speculate it was goth. There is no speculation cuz even the jannies and doll knows that goth is behind all the 'p spam

• April 27 - Another soyteen steals the pride flag at their local church. a girl on the sharty attentionwhores herself in an /incel/ thread and posts numerous videos of her naked and masturbating.
• April 28 - A poll is made related to the ban situation of 'zellig on the sharty about if it deserved to be permanently banned of the sharty, keep the ban like before or unban zellig on /soy/. The poll quickly gets botted by anti-zelligers adding dozens of votes to the permaban side. The pro-zellig side counters with more bot votes and eventually the poll ends up with over 3,000 votes. Another teen made a second poll, this time requiring a username. Results showed that the pro-zellig side was winning before that poll also started to get botted. Someone makes a bot that spams all posts with a picture of babyjak with either "First, "second" baby" or no caption at all.
• April 29 - A 'teen commits extortion by blackmailing a Twitter user into posting "sharty won, newgods won, im built for Big Baby Cock" or else they would be doxed. 'teens raid a youtube stream the stream's title is "My last stream before suicide" in the stream he pauses and his controller disconnects and nothing happens for an hour until his friend stops the stream. Shortly after the stream a video with the title "Rest in peace, fly high" is uploaded. /soy/ becomes Infowars.
• April 30 - All but four threads on /qa/ get wiped. Doll claims that if fighting on /qa/ continues to get worse he will "step in and end it." Shortly after, all threads associated with the wipe get deleted.

May

• May 1 - Racebait is banned on /soy/ but remains permitted on /nate/. A thread asking for 'teens to post audio files of their voice is pinned on /q/. The audition is for "a special project coming up soon"
• May 3 - Kuz travels to Cuba for "unannounced reasons." Users suspect that this may be due to the Cuban healthcare system, of which he is either seeking cheap treatment for HIV, or perhaps some other health issue. Some butthurt schizo spams TND gore all over /soy/ for hours, its unknown how he avoided a ban for so long. The platejak variant is conceived in a thread and earns a tag on the 'booru.
• May 4 - A race war erupts on /soy/. Anti-white and anti-black threads are posted and subsequently bumped every couple of minutes. The baby bot temporarily returns to /soy/. Another bot posts a few dozen threads on /qa/ with images of randomly colored rectangles and random words.
• May 6 - A soyjak border is added to all media uploaded to the sharty making the site NAS-free. The border is deleted about an hour later. Ongezellig gets unbanned on /soy/ and is now, once again, allowed on /soy/. This had caused mass seething amongst the anti-zellig camp, including some goth wannabe from kosovo posting dancing swede in a pro-zellig thread.
• May 7 - A 'teen posts a twitter thread of a tranny making fun of a child for falling on his head. The sharty is disgusted, and decides to dox him in retaliation. Numerous pizzas are sent to his house, and he later complains on twitter about getting doxed. This is not believed by his twitter friends, who believe he is trying to victimize himself to minimize the fallout from his crude post.
• May 8 - The mods sticky a thread announcing that they plan to release a "sharty saving gem". They state that it will be interactive, and hype it up a lot in the sticky. The catalog is filled with threads of users speculating what the release will be, and the majority of other discussions die out. An hour or so after the announcement, the catalog is wiped for seemingly no reason, and the announcement sticky is replaced with a new one, with an image that simply reads "Soon". A few minutes after this, all images posted by users become black and white. A thread asking if the black and white change was the sharty saving gem gets quints, and "CHVD ## Mod" replies in it to clarify that it is unrelated to the planned release. Shortly after this, the change is reverted. A few hours later, the "Soon" thread is unstickied, and doll makes a post in another thread implying the release will be delayed until tomorrow.
• May 9 - The sharty saving gem hyped up by the mods is released - soyjak.earth! A thread is stickied linking to the soyjak.earth. It's a 1000x1000 canvas where users can place one pixel every 6 seconds. Opinions are mixed, with many lamenting the frequent use of bots on the site. A pooner by the name of Hyde makes a viral Shitter post disrespecting soyjaks, which a soyteen then posts on /soy/. This prompts the sharty to to dox her. The doxing thread is briefly derailed when a /Pol/tard tries to threaten her in her private messages, and links her directly to the site, much to the disappointment of the soyteens in the doxing thread. She makes a tweet mocking soyjak.party, saying she "doubts the soy wojak army is going to dox me". However, after skimming through the thread he linked, she quickly realizes that the doxing attempt is serious, and privates all of her twitter accounts and her discord server. Her full legal name is found, and she is pressured into deleting the tweet that triggered the dox. Overall, despite the failure of the party to find her address or phone number, the thread is hailed as a sharty win.
• May 10 - A soyteen presents a soyjak themed poster to his prom date, and she agrees to go out with him. He uploads a video of the event. His thread gets an overwhelmingly positive response, and the video is hailed as a sharty saving gem. You can watch the video of his proposal here. The pixel placing cooldown on soyjak.earth is changed to one pixel every 4 seconds. A moderator protects a large, botted drawing of an anime character in the bottom left corner of the soyjak.earth canvas. This prompts the catalog to become filled with threads enraged by the decision. A moderator replies in one of them announcing that the moderator responsible was fired, and that the drawing has been unprotected.
• May 12 - A big day
  • A rogue moderator leaks the IP address of a user requesting a nude soylita edit, and then makes a post with the text "fuck this gay website ran by pedophiles." The rogue mod also deleted numerous threads, including the oldest live thread on the site. Numerous threads are made discussing the incident, and a moderator replies in one of them clarifying the moderator responsible has been fired and that his actions were not authorized. The thread is locked, and a new one is made by an admin, who states that all moderator accounts have been disabled until Doll comes online. NSS director Anton Maximov moves the thread from /soy/ to /q/.Shortly after, Doll posts in the thread, and implies he may pursue legal action against the moderator who leaked the IP.
  • In the same thread, tjhe rogue moderator9 leaks a myriad of posts made by Kuz's IP, in the form of screenshots taken before he was demodded, revealing that Kuz frequently posts anonymously on the site. Some of kuz's leaked posts include: A racebait blacked thread, a bait thread advocating for gay sex, and a thread criticizing raiders. These leaks also included 2 posts on /int/ that had American flags, suggesting that Kuz had an American IP. However, it was later revealed that the IP was not kuz's home IP, but rather a proxy he frequently used. A user asks a question pertraining to Kuz's leaked posts, and Maximov responds by stating that Kuz posts bait, spams threads he dislikes, and falls asleep on calls with site staff. In the same post, he also mentions that "Kuz is in a physical state that does not enable him to handle [the occurrences of that night]", implying that Kuz is either ill or had been badly injured.
  • Yet another major event occurs. Two infographics are posted in the thread, alegging that a janitor by the name of Thrembolover67 is part of a discord server that groomed a child into commiting various acts of disturbing nature. (You can view infographic 1 here, and infographic 2 here. Click on the images on the linked pages for full-definition versions.) It is unknown whether this is the same moderator that leaked kuz & the other user's IP. Doll and Maximov make a few posts regarding the allegations, and seems to confirm their authenticity. Doll refers to Thrembo the moderator who leaked IP's as "The New York moderator", possibly hinting that he was able to obtain his location.
  • There were other events that happened that day, unrelated to occurences above. A DDoS attack was launched against soyjak.wiki's server. The shape bot repeatedly made waves of spam posts. Cloudfare and captchas were repeatedly enabled and disabled, seemingly at the start of each shape bot spam wave, as a countermeasure. The bot was later able to evade everything. A few people sucessfully bot soyjak.earth with extremely large drawings of the ylyl flart face.

• May 13 - /soy/ raids /b/. They successfully replace the vast majority of /b/'s catalog with soyjaks, but fail to completely wipe the catalog. In particular, most porn generals manage to stay up, much to the dissapointment of raiders. Opinions on the raid were generally positive depsite it not resulting in a catalog wipe, with many surprised at how many soyjaks they were able to push onto such an active board. This image does a good job of demonstrating the full extent of the raid at it's peak.
• May 14 - Soot returns and makes an edit on soyjak.wiki and soot.soy.^{[He just did, ok?]}
• May 15 - An announcement is made about Kuz's final Q&A stream with Doll on May 21st.^{[This happened, ok?]}
• May 16 - 'Teens attempt to steal the 31 million GET on /lgbt/ but it fails and the GET is wasted on a random comment. More speculation occurs as to the whereabouts of Kuzzy, with one post showing a fake announcement that he died.^{[Where proofs?]}
• May 17 - /soy/ sign's the yearbook of a lonely 'teen. The thread eventually turns into a slapfight about photo editing software. Kuz once again cancels his livestream. NSS director Anton Maximov announces that Doll is now the administrator of soyjak.party. This is due to kuz's HIV progressing to AIDS.
• May 19 - Mods place a message at the top of the page saying that work has begun on "The Gem that Will Save the Sharty". A new board /mtv/ is created for music, movies, television, and video games.^{[This happened, ok?]}
• May 20 - Neutralcord wakes up, the log gets flooded with neutralplier thumbs up blogpost threads. Doll announces a de-kolymization of soyjak.party. jump.kolyma.net links are removed.^{[This just happened, ok?]}
• May 21 - /sneed/ is reopened again after the 100,000th post on /qa/ calls for it to be unlocked.^{[It just was, ok?]}
• May 23 - a large number of complaints are posted on the sharty about Doll not adding /mtv/ to the top bar. This is due to the server still being kuz at the moment.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• May 24 - 'Teens flood a middle school's emails with 'cado pics and various other gems. They also the same day harrased a twitter user into deleting his twitter for posting about the sharty on there, calling it "racist". They doxed the kid, posted discord screenshots of various things he had said and were thinking about swatting him, but no one had the balls to do so.^{[This all happened, ok?]}
• May 27 - Soyteens dox someone for using 'party lingo on Twitter. Former president of Russia Dmitry Medvedev posts a soyjak meme on Telegram.
• May 28 - 3333333 GET on /soy/ is taken by a post saying "the falklands are british"^{[It just was, ok?]}

June

• June 1 - Doll announces a temporary ban on NAS for the weekend.
• June 3 - An anti-zellig spammer posted several threads calling to raid the Wiki and erase every reference to Ongezellig but failed.
• Junge 4 - A thread about (probably faked) IRC screenshots of Kuz devolves into a massive shitshow between several schizos. Also Neutralcord woke up and wiped most of the catty. The Kolyma network is officially disbanded. Studio Massa announces in an interview that, as many people suspected, the 'sharty broke 'zellig. No NAS weekend is over. The event had generally positive reactions, although there is a very vocal minority.
• June 5 - THE BEGGINING OF A NEW ERA.... - KolymaNET servers are shut down, in turn preventing new posts from being made on the 'party, due to the site relying on their spam database service. This was resolved after about 15 minutes, and as a consequence all wordfilters were removed. Images, however, still do not display properly as they use KolymaNET's CDN (kncdn.org). The images can still be accessed directly by going to soyjak.party/soy/src/... The Log Warehouse shuts down.
• June 6 - A mod moves a thread to /caca/.
• June 8 - The 'log gets flooded with absolute brimstone during euro hours. This includes mass posts shilling the jarty, 'p, black cock spam, and beastiality. Doll later says this is due to the mod interface failing. /lgbt/ "joins the 41%."
• June 9 - Kuzzy Kuz puts out a message telling people to stop being such terminally online selfish little fucks. The post tells that after a strong reminder of his mortality, Kuznetsov realizes the evils of internet use, and must reckon with how this change of heart contradicts with his company and the work he had done for the majority of his life. For the latter half of the post, Kuznetsov addresses a specific but numerous kind of reader with advice, given that no person could have stumbled into the post by chance event. "To those of you, I write that you have been killed by the internet. ... Your entire belief system, what you find funny, what you find enjoyable, it has all been irrevocably altered by prolonged usage of the internet." 'Teens have a mixed response to this, with some criticizing Kuz as a hypocrite and others saying that she's right. The thread also got spammed with 'p by 'cordtards to bully him.
• June 10 - Following Kuz's announcement, the KolymaNET Discord is deleted. Teens semi-faildox a tranny e-celeb and send pizzas, boxes, Bibles and Qurans to a random mormon dude in Utah. However they later find out his real address parent's address and attempt to send stuff there. The tranny is meanwhile having a meltdown on Twitter. Doll hosts a livestream on YouTube where he answers questions and plays jackbox with teens. 'Teens successfully lock r/196's booru, and their discord. Mods start seething and watching the thread for hours. 'Teens steal the 35000000 GET on /x/.
• June 11 - The soyjak.party Redbubble store officially releases with various sharty-related stickers, t-shirts, pins, and other products.
• June 12 - /soy/ raids /qa/ and ends up wiping most of the log, save for 'zellig posts due to them bumping the threads.'Teens raid 7chan's /a/ board and sucessfully wipe it. /sci/, /cd/ (crossdressing) and /cake/ (loli) was also wiped due to janny's nonexistence.
• June 14 - D(DOS)-Day: The entire Sharty experiences extremely slow post times and general bugginess. At roughly 8PM UTC, 'teens notice that double posts becoming very common. Soon, it takes up to 20 minutes for a post to appear, if it even does. Some blame r/196 for this. Even worse, a 'p thread stays up for over an hour, with some assuming that even jannies arent able to log in. /qa/ gets raided multiple times, first by sneed posters trying to wipe ongezellig posts off the board and then by 'zellig posters countering. Eventually all the spam threads get deleted, leaving only a fraction of the posts previously on /qa/, including most of the old 'zellig threads.
• June 16 - A few 'teens try doxing an innocent puppy in Romania. Let me be perfectly clear: a few ‘teens tried DOXING A PUPPY IN ROMANIA. 'tube streamer IShowSpeed had his viewers play a Kahoot quiz possibly made by a soyteen. This quiz had various soyjaks and Sharty references. The offensiveness of the quiz lead to the police being called. The sharty's response was very mixed, with most considering it sharty-killing brimstone while others saw it as a gem. 'Teens create a system of jak hieroglpyhs to communicate
• June 17 - A Polish spammer attempts several times to wipe the 'log by flooding it with BBC posts and fails.
• June 18 - Soyliens swooped down and mindwiped this day from our memory banks.
• June 19 - 'Teens raid Leafyishere and get him to visit the sharty. They also get him to show multiple sharty-related things on his stream, including soyjak videos, Baby Monkey Torture, and TND gore. After seeing only two posts calling him a "christcuck", he incorrectly assumes the site is anti-thiest, and attempts to get his fans to spam the thread raiding him with "christ is king". A total of 8 Christ posts (probably made by 'teens watching the stream) end up in the thread. Sneedtext and
  Spintext
  are added. Post field descriptions are also quietly re-added.
• June 20 - DOLL announces the awaited server move for both the sharty and booru. During another DDoS attack period of high user activity which resulted in a lag, both /soy/ and /qa/ get suspiciously wiped.
• June 21 - Mods finally fix the fucking lag after one whole week. Some government agent posts the sorriest, most obvious datamining thread in Sharty history and nobody even calls him out on it. The Afterparty crashed.
• June 22 - 'teens tried to dox some furnigger called Danno GSD who played Ultrakill with a vibrator up his ass. Idk here is thread though.
• June 24 - The very first Sharty ARG was made. It resulted in a retard getting his IP address stolen lol. DOLL does another livestream, along with a nerdy-sounding janny. Doll announces that racebait is banned from /soy/ until the end of June.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• June 25 - /a/ gets wiped after it got raided with 'jaks, killing a bunch of ancient soot-era threads.
• June 27 - 'Teens do a another jackbox thread, with several streamers suffering breakdows. Tanki and fatcat re-appear. Doll also announced new temporary boards /caca/, /plier/ and /dawla/. A thread was made on /soy/ about the most disturbing videos ‘teens have seen. Everything went fine for 250 replies until someone started spamming ‘p. A necro expert in the thread told us about a dead forum named Violent Desires and a necro ‘p video named Necrolord. The thread eventually reached around 600 replies.
• June 28 - /qa/ is spammed by the Breen spammer, along with a swedejak poster. No threads were wiped by them but a janny decided to delete all 'zellig threads that did not have a 'jak as their OP. Doll temporarily brings back /caca/ after /soy/ gets wiped with baby posts. Some 'teens shut down the famous pedochan Catchan.pk by mass-reporting it to cloudflare. The catchan admin comes to /q/ and is rangebanned (and has his IP leaked) by Doll and tons of seethe from catchan users is mined. 'Teens raid multiple Twitch streamers, resulting in many gemmy clips. /plier/ is added. TurkeyTom namedrops the sharty in his video
• June 29 - /int/ gets wiped.
• June 30 - Mods revert to ‘soot-era rules’ for the day to cap off their racebait-free June extravaganza. Among other things, racebait, pedophilia, and other illegal content were no longer permitted for the rest of the day. This ironically led to an influx of racebait and ‘p. The wiki goes dark briefly for kuz day.

July

• July 1 - The catalog of /soy/ is wiped and spammed with the famous oddworld character, Latamire Munch.
• July 3 - Muttspam wipes the /soy/ catty and ‘p is posted. A 'teen also steals a GET from /g/. SOYJAK.PARTY WON!!!: Fujochan gets raided and fully wiped, with year old threads disappearing and only their pinned posts remaining. An attempt to rally a coup against Doll fails.
• July 4 - 75% of the /soy/ catalog gets wiped with Omori. CAPTCHA is enabled after some tranny tries to spam ‘p. The day end's with soyteens and the omori bot wiping some furry chan with very old threads.
• July 6 - 'eens raid some dead tranny altchans or something like that.
• July 7 - 'teens attempt to get a 'jak video displayed on a billboard in Times Square. Original attempts fail either due to issues with the uploaded video or snitches (mainly frogniggers and 'corders) emailing the company to cancel them. Later, Doll the sexy superior GOD offers to display the 'jak video, but without him telling the time, to prevent the snitch. Other videos made by people continue to get taken down due to the snitch successfully emailing the company telling them to deny any soyjak video due to it being "alt-right." Main article: Times Square Takeover
• July 8 - some keyed gemmer spams 'i love [calendar date]' 'jaks in the booru. The rules are updated, with there now being six instead of 14. Most of the rules are the same, but those that were similar were condensed into one. Squirreljak shown as custom CSS on /v/ as jannies finally did 1 thing correctly. 'Teens dox the creator of the "Chudbob Soypants" video.
• July 9 - Rule page gets updated to show board-specific guidelines and janitor rules. 'Teens expose a 'cord behind the 'p spam on the party but the thread gets deleted.
• July 10 - /v/ GODS (mods) make another css edit of the bear and squirreljak. The sharty and booru's server transfer starts. "An important announcement regarding kuz, and the party, will be made on July 13th." appears on the blotter.
• July 11 - The Log Warehouse is turned back on.^{still slow as fuck though} A YouTuber/TikToker makes a video telling kids that they can receive free robux by posting their username and avatar on /soy/, causing a large amount of such posts.
• July 12 - A new post is created by Max. This is later followed by a post from Doll, stating that Kuz has returned to his position of being the site's administrator, Doll returning to being the site's manager. A soyteen gets a public ban on /a/. There was an unexplained uptick in frognigger posters, which was probably caused by some 'cordtroons dilating.
• July 13 - The robux spam (made by bots at this point) intensifies leading to a massive crackdown on these posts. Kuz "abruptly" flies to Washington D.C. to visit the Museum of Natural History (interrupting a planned Q&A).
• July 14 - The robux spam is almost completely gone. A pedo makes a thread about how he goes on Omegle and shows his penis to girls. Other ‘teens have mixed responses with some calling him a pedophile because he shows it to 13 yo girls too. ‘Teens start playing tic tac toe using oekaki.
• July 15 - Doll interviews kuz, the first time kuz had spoken or answered questions since December of 2022. Kuz discloses that he paid 2000 Dollars to Soot for the Sharty. Kuz also became flustered and embarassed when he was asked if he was a homosexual, but stated that he wasnt. In response to the question "Who is Eduardo Folts?" kuz responded "A gentleman...". The interview recieved the most views of any livestream or Q&A done by any sharty admin until then. 'Teens theorize the meaning of a Sharty screenshot allegedly posted by a time traveler, and some schizophrenics/seers prophesize the eventual downfall of the Sharty will come from "toos" and the "anti-teen."
• July 16 - Qway-Day - Soyjak.party shuts down temporarily for 'maintenance'. DOLL states on his Telegram feed: The party is going to be down for a couple hours today as kuz finishes the last leg of the transfer. 'teens spent some time gemming up the jarty and 4cuck. It is revealed that Max plans to sell the party after Kuz gave him ownership as part of the dissolution of the Kolyma Network. Doll is now raising money in order to buy the site before a third party does. You can support him here. Also the 1 year anniversary of Soot's death.
• July 17 - Kuz announces a bid for the ownership of the sharty (see The Second Great Purchase). Doll was winning the bid with over $7500 invested in it with phul saaport from 'teens. Meanwhile, 'teens get in an argument on whenever gas stoves should be legal or not.
• July 18 - A mod (later confirmed to be Kuz) publicly bans a soylita poster, then proclaims that soylita is now banned.. Kuz then posts "This site is filled with disgusting terrible pedophiles who accuse other people to cover their cirmes [sic]. KIKES LIE ABOUT ME so about many people lied about me and take everything i have.". Max then temporarily de-admins kuz "to make sure the site remains safe." A couple of days prior to this Kuz had already voiced his concerns about the connection between Soylita and pedophiles to Doll. Aryan neutralGODS manage to secure the 4000000 GET. Some random guy named Bill bids over $10000 to buy the 'arty.
• July 19 - The auction to buy the party ends early with Doll being the winner. The /soy/ catalog is wiped for unknown reason. A farewell note is posted on kolyma.net, announcing that Kuz will retire from all public duties. /soy/ becomes 40 pages again. /nate/ is completely wiped (except for a scarce few scattered threads) by a variant:unknownGOD. Doll creates /skibidi/ (referencing the heckin' viral Skibidi Toilet video series), which prompts the Skibidi-Caca Skirmish among random shitposting; the board is deleted when he arrived home, as promised.
• July 20 - HAVA NAGILA -Teens gem up a r/place clone, it's chat, and realize that they have been tricked by the OP, say it was "practice", and move onto the reddit r/place. They created a mini drawing, located at 180,910 @ rplace.live. The page limit for /soy/ is disabled with the board hitting over 130 pages before the party becomes unreachable due to a mysqld crash. Max added porn ads to cover fees. Custom CSS is removed to prevent people from blocking the ads that way. Other things, such as fake reply buttons or messages are added to fool adblockers. These changes are later reverted alfter Doll pays Max another 300 bucks (Swarthy Thursday). /soy/ becomes 20 pages, with 10 threads per page. Kuz posts again under a modified chud username and rants about the Kikes and the state of the 'sharty, he later posts a cryptic message on his telegram: 🍕🚪. This is most likely a reference to the Pizzagate scandal. The random-word-generator botter then wipes both /qa/ and /soy/ and mods finally lock the boards (twice). ReCaptcha was readded and the Cuckflare captcha was also reenabled. 'p is spammed. Despite being one of the worst days in sharty history, a 'teen did show his elderly grandmother some 'jaks and got shared her margerald responses in a gem thread that glistened on a dark day.
• July 22 - Sharty is down due to server migration announced by Doll. An hour later, it's back online, however the boards are broken with missing spaces in interface ("[Last50 Posts]", "5 postsand1 image replyomitted") and non-working page selector. A 'teen visits his local fair and gets Colorjak face paint. The default theme is changed from Kolyma to Yotsuba B. Mona, The Kolyma Cat is removed from all themes besides Kolyma and Kolyma Dark. The Email Field is replaced by a Drop-down menu with only one option: sage. Doll adds new banners and finally remove the Ongezellig and the soylita banner of the banner picker code, which cause the zelligtroons and the soylitapedos to seethe massively.
• July 23 - An admin account by the name of Cobson ## Allah makes a thread saying that Doll "fucked up the transfer", leading many 'teens to speculate that another Captain Coal incident has occured. A bot spams and wipes the 'log with random shapes and words, periodically making it impossible to post due to a "Too many connections" database error. Captain Cob announces that he will "not fuck up the Sharty". A ‘teen made a post about his bus driver being a pedophile. Other ‘teens pointed out that the pedo was a special needs bus driver, thus OP did a self own. Kuz hosts one last Q&A on the 'party before his retirement from the internet. User JS and post filters are re-added.
• July 24 - Doll partially reverts the removal of the Ongezellig banner and adds it to the rotation on /qa/.
• July 25 - webdriver torso bot spams /soy/ making it impossible to post. Alot of Cp posted in a thread. Probably from the 'cord or something like that. Someone posted proto poopson which made the whole sharty madgry. Baby bot came back with random words. THE ARCHIVE IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (even though it stopped archiving threads) The wiki redirects to the sharty for around 10 minutes.
• July 26 POOPDAY- a timetraveler posts a thread about poopson, he reveals that poopson is inspired by cacason and another variant called andyjak, joelchud, and carrotjak. A ’teen from september 2023 reveals the real andyjak. Poopsoncord tricks a ’teen into combining cacason and andyjak into one, thus creating a poopson prototype. /nate/ is set to 5 pages and a 10 post bump limit.
• July 28 - A user gets in posession of a deceased airforce soldier's hard drive, which was filled with many 4chan images, gifs suggested by the unix timestamp filenames from from 2009 - 2013, and wallpaper backgrounds from 2009 - 2014, only the GIFs(password: gifs) and BACKrounds(password: backrounds) folders were posted alongside some other photos of the airforce soldier, OP of the thread told people to gather more information on some literal who from Twitter if they wanted more folders from the hard drive.^{[it just is, ok?]} A ‘teen made a thread on unsecured webcams, and a 4chins oldfag replied with a guide on how to do it and his videos of it. "№" is changed back into "No." The 'party gets updated to the latest vichan version, and gets features from Kereste.moe. The "Save As Original Filename" button is removed for like 10 minutes. Emojis are fixed. The.html is taken down.The Swede browser icon is replaced with the default earth icon.
• July 29 - /webm/ and /b/ are accidently unlocked, /b/ reaches at least 6 posts and /webm/ 17 or 18 before they are re-locked. The.html is back up. The Swede icon is added back.
• July 30 - During euro hours sushigirl.us (another altcvck) raided. alTHOUGH it was thought that there was no page limit, 'teens reached page 50 and cattywiped the /lounge/. Unfortunately horse pussy and 'p ended up getting posted (latter which caused the raid thread to get removed).
• July 31 - 4chan's /b/ gets raided by 'teens. 'Teens start gambling with the babybot, guessing how many words or what words will show up in the reply. During eurohours lizchan gets raided. During 'mutt hours a 'teen post IP grabber in a /b/ pedo thread. The Zelink Poster pokes the hornet's nest and a soyteen OP initiates a raid on their /v/ thread; Sharty victory is confirmed when the 4janny 404's their thread following an all-out skirmish of 'jaks and mass replies.

August

• August 1 - Goonclown (turned out to be fake) makes an AMA thread. Later that day a 'teen drops a doxerald on the 'clown, exposing him as a pedophile who wants to rape his niece. The sharty is shit up with various fictitious horses, likely due to the recent raids on /mlp/ gartic games. 'cuck /vm/ 1M GET claimed by 'arty. Also a chink (may have been a larper doe) visited the site. A 'teen hacked a real schizos livejournal account. >oh my hecking anderson cooper this is just like those epic anonymous hackers known as 4chan I read about on wikipedia years ago! /health/ board is added and /psy/ board is reopened; both are added to the header.
• August 2 - A 'teen ends up doxing himself while trying to report Goonclown to Police, which ends up in a horrible fail. The goonclown thread turns into the biggest happening thread in sharty's history with 4000+ replies. Images start spinning.
• August 3 - 4cuck's /vp/ raided with almost %50 catty wiped before a tranny janny came in and gassed half the log.
• August 4 - teens wipe the catty of /cm/
• August 5 - The 'cuck goes down. Because of a ton of 4cuck refugees flooding the sharty the pph on /soy/ goes up to 1700
• August 6 - Tor is unbanned, but TorCHADS will have "Made through Tor" at the bottom of their posts. Chudjak overtakes Gapejak as the most popular variant on SoyBooru. Goongate had begun. A ponynigger was doxed, thoughbeit the dox did not include any actual personal information. Still made pony spammers seethe.
• August 7 - Goongate goes viral due to a twitter post about it, we also get kiwifarms front page again. DOLLpony is created. Red is fired from the moderation team in 5 days and DOLL temporarily becomes Manager of the site again
• August 9 - Baby bot launches a /qa/ wipe against soyjak.party. Gapejak is briefly the most popular variant on SoyBooru, before Chudjak overtakes it once again. The Party goes down because a butthurt pedotranny (Jean?) reported the domain registrar over Goongate kek. The Sharty officially dies and is seized by FBI but there are some backups. The Sharty revives under the domain soychan.org, then soyjak.party.
• August 10 - booru.soy and soyjak.wiki are temporarily down. Red is accused of janny shenanigans. Anti-dolliest propaganda is spread throughout soychan.org and booru.soy and is meet with both ridicule and approval by the remaining soyteens.
• August 11 - 4cuck /m/ 22M get stolen by baby. The mascot debate starts Doll declares that /soy/ will only be IAS moving forwards.
• August 12 - soychan went down for a two hour period because terrahost stopped providing transit to the server, it was migrated to a backup located in Russia. Cloudflare and Recaptchas are back! Doll doubles back on his IAS /soy/ statement and decides just to have no NAS weekends.
• August 13 - Doll makes a big statement about the state of the sharty on his Telegram. Soyjak added as a name option on /soy/. /nate/ added to the header. Bot catty wipes /soy/ despite 'loudflare. Baby bot strikes back albeitever without image. A message saying "/qa/ won, /lgbt/ lost" gets the 56000000 GET on 4chan's /vt/ board. Some pony altchan got raided.
• August 14 - The Soypocalypse. A bot, unrelated to Baby bot, wipes /soy/ and later DDoSes the website. The wiki gets moved back to Screamer Wiki's server. Dr. E expresses interest in purchasing the 'party and booru. Red, a

  

  August 14 - The Soypocalypse "They were given power over the 'arty to coal by goon, 'p, leaks, and by the vantablackest of brimstone."

  Kuz-era mod and former manager of the Party, goes rogue and releases a "leak" which included IPs from the Party and staff, blanket rangebanning the entire Party and vandalizing the Soyjak wiki, all to advertise a 'cord where xe released said leaks; xe was immediately fired from the Party staff and then from the Wiki, following an incredibly long and Looney Tunes-esque banfight between xem and another 'ki moderator. Doll posts that the Party is for sale, and it is unknown if a new buyer will be considered or if Mr. E will still go through with it. The Party is brought offline, which in retrospect was done by Doll to clean up some things before introducing Froot.^[Marge…] The booru goes down. Both the 'sharty and the 'jarty are closed down, possibly signaling the end of an era and the beginning of a new one as two text-based bunker boards opened in harmony: https://bunker.soyjak.wiki/ and https://devyach.net/party/; zoomer 'teens supplied feedback such as: "wtf is that shit nigger I can’t even read that," and "YOOO THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE TRASH!!!". Between this the site suddenly went up for a short period with everyone asking about whats happening like the IP leaks.
• August 15 - The sharty is shut down for a week, which soyteens didn't know at the time and assumed that the shutdown was permanent.
• August 16 - New booru is launched with all jaks restored and without lolkike https://soyjak.city. Old booru is restored, but only with cobsons http://booru.soy/ (it's giga dust).
• August 17 - jakparty.soy is 'back. The booru officially fucking di-nvm Angeleno got control back and now him and doll are the only people with admin privileges on the booru. There is 3 more shartys:
  1. soyjak.in
  2. sharty.party
  3. https://soyjak.pythonanywhere.com/
• August 18 - Angeleno takes over Dolls Telegram channel and rebrands it as "Soyjak.party updates". He states that several buyers for the sharty have been found indicating that its not over and just getting started.
• August 20 - A mysterious admin named by teens as Chood and some other names takes control of the site and puts it back up again for a few hours. Ze uses zir thrembo powers to stop the babybot and deal with the CP spam much more effectively than Doll ever could, and the log was the gemmiest one in a while. It's over just getting started. Images were disabled during the few hours that the site was up again to combat cp spam, and teens started to youtubejak. The site then went down again for no specified reason.
• August 22 - (DOLLY DOLL) RETURNS and restores the sharty to its FORMER GLORY. It is revealed that Chood was some irrelevant chud actually Dr. E who took control of the sharty for a few hours.. The muttposting 'P spamming serbian shitskin was finally doxed by KiwiGODS proved to be a false flag in retrospect, the real dox happened on September 4th when a chud did a WHOIS lookup on Issac Kate's website, isaqathe.org.
• August 23 - During eurohours 2 GETs,4cuck /trash/ GET 59000000 and /s4s/ GET 11000000 stolen by Sharty. Which lead to a major 4cuck meltdown on the /trash/ happenings thread claiming we can't steal the /pol/ GET, which was then stolen. The /g/ 95555555 GET was also stolen, forever cementing this day as The Day The Sharty Won. New owner Froot had a Q&A on the site. /froot/ is added and /x/ is reinstated. A conspiracy arises that Froot is a ponynigger when the contents of a NAS pony thread would be deleted and mysteriously replaced with a clop picture of Glimmer from MLP, "would" attached. Froot accidentally reveals his tripcode on his first day like a retard. The /x/ 1 GET was stolen by Frootists (it was a 'cado).
• August 25 - 'teens came back with 'ackbox raiding. A non stop nearly 18 hour raid spanning over 2 threads and +2500 posts with multiple bans, eternal seethe and /calm/ was made.
• August 26 - Angeleno re-adds the name field, but says it would be removed if Remilia posted in the thread. Remilia ends up posting and the name field is removed. Various 4cuck threads were raided by Baby bot.
• August 27 - A seemingly innocent "soyjak name only thread" appears, and a user posts a Janny 'jak warning that anyone using a non-soyjak name will be "deleted;" soon the 10-minute redtext bans flew, catching over 70 users including a mod who named xerself COBSON and Angeleno himself.
• August 29 - A mod moves a thread to 4chan, proving beyond any doubt that the soy patriots are in control. Memeflags based on sharty ideologies have been added temporarily for 1 day to /soy/ and permanently on /pol/ .
• August 30 - TURKEY TOM WON!!! Threads were made about the Turkey Tom video, and it garnered a mixed reaction amongst soyteens.
• August 31 - /cado/ was added after a janny moved a thread there. Doll closes the thread to his final Q&A and resigns as administrator, leaving Froot and Angeleno in charge.

September

• September 1 - Froot played Roblox with soyteens, Andyjak was released quickly on /soy/ thread 4530213 (Which is a prototype version). Froot says he will bring back /skibidi/. The soylita variant is banned.
• September 2 - Bigtext was added. /mlp/ is silently added(locked). A gay furtroon drawfag on twitter insults 'jaks, and as a result, under the thread of doxxing, 'teens solicit a voice apology and get xer TF2 items stash. 'Teens also discover a polish discord that posts on the 'sharty, and as a result the polishcord closes its subreddit and bans everyone that joins the 'cord. Froot starts the development of Five Nights at Cobson's.
• September 3 - Froot creates the 50 Board Plan, adding dozens of new boards ranging from aryangems (/tnd/, /ef/ [Esoteric Fascism]) to niggercoal (/lgbt/, /fur/, /fap/ <— except /lgbt/ already existed but was locked & hidden and /fap/ was already made a couple years ago) to nonsense honest blue-collar boards (/weld/, /j/, /lc/ [Laser Cutting]); reactions are mixed, though most find it hilarious. Froot enacts TSD and orders Angeleno to permaban Sobot. /fur/ becomes to first board among the newly created 50 boards to be locked and deleted, at least 33 /trash/ troons kill themselves or something. Every single person who posted on /fur/ during its short life was publicly banned.
• September 4 - John Soyler (the original poopson poster) reveals that poopson is not AI generated, but clarifies that part of it is. The real dox of Issac Kate happened when his website got looked up on WHOIS.

• 

  September 5 - Operation Unthinkable

  September 5 - Operation Unthinkable: Selfish little fuck fr卐卐t permabans anyone who ever posted on /mlp/ and /dawla/, removing 95 users (or about 1/4 of the active userbase)[source for those stats? I made them up]. PPH immediately dropped to very low levels, with 15 minute old posts appearing on page 1. Public confidence in Froot massively dropped as soon as this decision was made. The first Chood appreciation thread is deleted, much to the ire of Choodists. A sharty/soyjak-themed thread appears in 4cuck's /y/ (Yaoi) board.
• September 8 - The 50 Board plan concludes. 34 Boards are currently kept after 4 rounds of voting. Some boards like /thug/ and /soy/ itself have managed to evade getting deleted despite losing.
• September 9 - Froot strangely public bans alot of posters for disrespect or that Froot doesn't like the post in question, causing a lot of the userbase during eurohours to shit on Froot; inshallah that kaffir dog will be beheaded soon. Angeleno announces a new manager for the party, who he introduces as "chief of the coal police" and later appears with the name "root ## Manager." ROOT holds a brief Q&A on /soy/, which is then archived. 'Teens discover that the admin of the premiere furry altchan is named "r00t," which prompts the new manager to address this and change his display name to ROOT (sic.). Investigative soyporters are still working to peer review if this defense is true, or a cover up and that he is probably the Averifag.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• September 10 - Soyteens discover the Admin Literal human feces powergap. A thread was spammed with locateanumber.com. Angeleno uses an incredibly dusty variant in an official announcement. The September 10th Roblox Raid happened, where 'teens gemmed up multiple games in Roblox.
• September 11 - On the most terrible day of the calendar year for Americans, an even greater tragedy occurs when 'teens spam the /soy/ catty with flartson, a new controversial variant created the day before in a long "Jak him" thread. Froot and ROOT hold an impromptu Q&A in a Reddit 'toss thread which featured a sexualized Soylita image, with ROOT assuring everyone he isn't a Litapedotroon and Froot generally basking in attention. In reaction to the flartson spam, /soy/ gets fumigated. A mysterious figure known called Chud ## INSIDER warns that the admins decided to turn /soy/ into Discord, and it gets a reskin similar to the 2023 April Fools Day. Various shenanigans followed, including 'teens rolling for their randomized tag to get trips or sought after numbers like 1488 and also raiding a /v/ thread, wherein ROOT appeared and joined 'teens in killing the thread, which got autosaged but not deleted.
• September 12 - /soy/ is locked for precisely 13 minutes, apparently due to “babybot 2.0”, and many got perma’nished without reason, though fears of another purge or rogue admin quickly dissipated for whatever reason. The Discord theme is removed. The website furchan.net is completely wiped.
• September 13 - An ongoing thread doxxing a tranny who posted a trans edit of Soylita on Twitter was deleted, sparking outrage, before it was restored, with Chud ## Mod stating “The user that deleted this thread has been heavily punished. Doxxing is not against the rules.” A faggot makes a thread where he posted himself making a disgusting cum tribute to a porn drawing of soy-tan. Because of this, the entire country of Canada ^{(except Quebec THOUGH.)} is rangebanned. Half an hour later, the thread is moved over to the sharty's niggerhell. ^{[WARNING, NSFW]} At the very end of the day, Doll makes a surprise appearance in a Doll-themed thread (with a tripcode, not a capcode) and fields some questions, assuring 'teens he's still alive and well, as well as hinting at a possible return, stating that Froot wants him to do.
• September 14 - The 'teens raid Lemmy, a fediverse website (It's an ultra gemmy raid), but the raid suddenly stops after a Foodist (See: September 20th), who was aware of and monitoring the raid, posted 'p. The thread doxxing the tranny who posted a trans edit of soylita is pinned by the mods, and an Italian 'teen orders pizza to xis house. A group of rebellious teens attempt to catty-wipe /qa/, with the reason being that it was vantablack coal. They're quickly stopped by the managers, and then banned.
• September 15 - Tetahedron got doxxed by posting incomprehensible wojacks. The prom 'teen makes a return, verifying his identity by posting new images of the poster (it's taped to his wall), and answers questions; his return is met with a postitive response. Angeleno stickies a thread on /soy/ for ideas about the Party’s 3rd year anniversary, asking if he should get Soot to do a Q&A. Meanwhile, other soyteens plan on making a multi-animator-project for the anniversary, though are looking for a song.
• September 16 - During early Euro Hours, a 'teen posts a demoralization thread featuring a cropped screenshot from Angeleno depicting "The Rootcord." Naturally, Froot appears and replies with an attention-baiting screenshot depicting the Party administration (Froot, ‘leno, and Root) "laughing at [OP] in vc." “swaglord ## admin” makes an appearance and and Angeleno posts a picture with what looks to be a pride-themed public transport card. Meanwhile, soyteens decide on their song for the multi-animator project: “Enormous Penis” by da Vinci’s Notebook. 'lig troons manage to get dutch coal into a times square board, somehow making the city even more gay. Soyteens raid a /tw/ general on /vg/, prompting them to move to a new thread, raid the sharty themselves, and then cause the raid thread to be accidentally deleted by Root. However, unrelenting soyjak spam causes the 4chan thread to be deleted, and prompted seethe from 4cucks. Beginning right before the next day's Euro Hours started, Root appears gets baited into a meta thread on /soy/ and drops datamineralds in a long impromptu Q&A while also filling Soyteen requests to have their posting habits summarized.
• September 17 - The Dailyjak alledges that Kuz said the following words, in relation to Froot/the Soyumvirate: >"Terrible people. Absolutely terrible how they are running things. Never seen someone as incompitent. Terrible what they have done to that site. The polls show they want me back. Look at the new guy, let's call him 1 percenter because thats what he has in the polls. And they want me back, yeah. Is it 60%? 70%? [Reffering to seperate poll] They messed up. They hate that guy" Angeleno makes a poll on his site pollbay.net, asking “Who would you most want as soyjak.party admin?”, a link to which is added to the top of the wiki, where DOLL quickly lead the polls as the most desired Admin.^{[Oh my science this is just like the 2016 Elections!]}
• September 18 - A soyteen eats a picture of Cobson. Another soyteen flushes Flartjak down the toilet. Froot adds a terrible “reject X, embrace Y” banner.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• September 19 - Happy 3rd birthday! In celebration of this, many new banners are added, and a Disneyland Mickey Mouse ears hatis put on threads. An SRG (Soy Reality Game) thread is made by rapeson, it instructs the soyteen to download a ZIP file for free candy. This bricked many soyteens PCs as double clicking on the "Free Candy.cmd" file would delete Program Files (x86) from the harddrive. DilbertGOD cattywipes /a/. A teen makes a (probably jocular) offer to buy the party, and Froot and Angeleno respond, the latter with seemingly genuine interest. Angeleno posts a sticky for a Q&A involving himself, Froot, Root, and DOLL. “🎉THREE YEARS!🎉” is added to the name field. In the QNA, Doll claims that Chood is none other than Max, much to the ire of the Choodists.
• September 20 - A 'teen creates the "Sharty Hostility & Aggression Principle" (SHAP), a group of philosophical justifications for raids and doxxes commited by soyteens, which encapsulate Liberal, Hegelian, Nietzschean, and Marxian perspectives; this is taken to be the formal begining of Soy Philosophy. Porkbun drops soyjak.wiki, prompting fears of a second soypocalypse. The wiki, however, is moved to a new address. A faggot known as shokovy, who ruined many gemmy raids by snitching; spamming CSAM and trying to frame 'teens for it has been half-exposed. In the thread it was also shown that he's presumably associated with the infamous groomercord _{(see: May 12th)} and also with Foodistzen
• September 21 - Froot makes a thread bullying a failed soyteen booru janitor. Xe was only 16 and it was xis first day jannying. And Froot made him cry and banned him from the booru because Froot is mean. FREE MY NIGGA THIS IS OUR WACO. Meanwhile the multi-animator project is finished and stickied by Root. /soy/ raids a /v/ thread, causing multiple 4cuckers to seethe. one of them spotted the the thread on /soy/ and began flooding it with AI-generated child porn to prove he has the moral highground. The OP of the raid call deleted his own thread to prevent other 4cucks from doing the same.
• September 22 - Froot announces that Google Ads are now on the 'ru, explaining this as a way to fund the 'ru, wiki, and 'party while also taking advantage of the normalGODs who only browse the former for "twittercoals" and "saltyjacks", and whom he perceives as being the least likely to have AdBlock installed. He also states that he intends to run ads on the sharty itself. However, these will use a "==MANUALLY APPROVED== ^[sic]................. MANUALLY APPROVED self serve ad system," and so will be free from datamining. The Anniversary Scuffle occurs. Five Nights at Cobson's devGODS create a datamining thread for voicing over jumpscares. Several 'teens submit voice recordings.
• September 23 - Root has a Q&A in /q/, with Froot also participating.^{39293th q&a award} A thread claiming to represent the Cult of Chood is posted on /soy/, declaring war against Froot, with Choodists wiping /nate/ afterwards. >OH MY ZELENSKYY THIS IS JUST LIKE WHEN SAURON INVADED MIDDLE EARTH IN LORD OF THE RINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
• September 24 - A 'teen discovers a CyberJobe meme from 2012; Froot considers making it an ad for merchandise, and another 'teen adapts it into a proper Cobson 'toss. A schizo claims that Thrembo is equal to eight. Froot discovers that 'fe femchuds are posting their personal information in a thread on their website, and encourages 'teens to take advantage of their gullibility by trolling them. A 'fe queen posts in Froot's thread, and is then banned.
• September 25 - PowCaptcha Doesnt work due to being either malfunctioned or just... i dont care. As a result, soy is locked for nearly 3 hours, while /qa/ is used as a bunker, with MANY users tripfagging, revealing how many would do so if given the chance. “Chood” is filtered to “Max”, and Froot deploys a frooty 4chan-style advertisements self-serve ad to /soy/ advertising self-serve ad space, much to the ire of Choodists. Froot encourages 2 suicidal soyteens to kill themselves, while Doll appears and posts a re-moralizing message for said 'teen. Angeleno announces that Porkbun has allowed soyjak.wiki to be put up, but that he will keep the wiki on wiki.soyjaks.party, leaving soyjak.wiki as a redirect. In the same thread, he is mocked, and deletes it later, presumably from shame.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• September 29 - Froot stickies the Five Nights at Cobson's trailer on /soy/, much to the extremely positive reception of 'teens.[1] Some have hailed the game as the gem that saved the party.
• September 30 - Angeleno launched The Great Soysuit on Jarty because he is a selfish little fuck. However, after realizing he couldn't claim what was already in the public domain as his own (not to mention he had to dox himself tho), he backtracked the suit and stated that the content was still in the public domain. The j@rty wiki gets gemmed up with cados and blacked ads.

October

• October 1 - While 4cucks wallow in the misery of their 20th anniversary, 'teens raid 4cuck's /s4s/ and the 33000000 GET on /lgbt/ is stolen by a Flartson bot. /soy/ temporarily gets a sticky where a 'teen does an AMA on a shit he took.
• October 2 - As development on Five Nights at Cobson's continues, a 'teen suggests bringing FNAC to the attention of MatPat. In response, Froot announces "dont ask how, but i have a direct line of contact with this retard. I could send him a key."
• October 3 - Angeleno announces the announcement that he "will be making an announcement on October 9th 2023. This is about the future of the soyumverate^[sic] and some other things."
• October 4 - The Second Citrus Skirmish occurs, where limejaks fought to the death against orangejaks, with fears that it would become a second Battle of the Ridge, though these were dispelled. /soy/ is spammed with glowing emojis spam that caused lag on the entire board. The spammer is known to hate self-inserter posters on /soy/, this leads 'teens to begin blogposting at a higher rate then before in an attempt to make the spammer seethe, turning him into a quasi lee
• October 6 - Teens raided a site called z.org the site was brought downabout 15 minuts into the raid. The site fucking breaks when a devoper was trying to delete emojis, causing some letters to be fucked up in posts. E = F.
• October 7 - Someone spams Yo Mama jokes on the site. The site got DDoSed a couple times. Froot stickies a collabrative Halloween OC project.
• October 8 - Angeleno makes a post announcing the transferral of SoyBooru from his servers to Froot's. erm the 'ki started spinning. 'Cord tried to force a brimmy variant into the booru, and then the wiki. The original domain, soyjak.party, returns.

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK!

• October 9 - Froot ads advertisement banners to the sharty, including one that links to a crypto Discord, which sparks controversy over Froot breaking his own rule regarding promoting 'cords. Froot later reveals that the ad had "almost covered server costs for the month", and revealed his ultimate goal of having the sharty be "ad free" in 2024. The server shits itself and posts take forever to upload and usually duplicate when they do. Angeleno announces his retirement as co-admin, marking the end of the Soyumvirate. In his announcement thread he hosts a QNA where he reveals he attempted to buy the site from Soot for 600 dollars. 'ourt 'ase 1602, soyjak.party v. Ongezellig, is held, where it is debated whether or not 'zellig is sharty culture. After a lengthy debate, Judge Root comes to the conclusion that 'zellig is sharty culture, but only belongs in /qa/.
• October 10 - A message is placed at the top of the sharty, announcing three things: a future QNA with Soot, the return of DOLL as the main admin on Christmas Eve, and the creation of a new Dailyjak Telegram. Froot later clarifies that he would not be stepping down and "isn't going anywhere", but that he would basically let Doll do whatever he wants with Froot being an "investor that's a part time orangefucker (nameGOD)". Froot stickies a teaser for FNAC, which features two white pupils in complete darkness with the words "I'm still here" next to them. Brightening the image reveals Rapeson saying "I'm still GOD here". Ads disappear until an Anti-Frootist informs Froot of the mistake.
• October 11 - TOTAL TOM DEATH: Turkey Tom uploads a reaction video to the unfinished Incredible Gassy MV (made by his editor chippledipple) on YouTube. In response, someone posts a thread on /soy/ saying "its over" with an embed to the video. 'teens quickly get to work in the thread doxxing Turkey Tom, where they eventually succeeded in finding his Facebook page. The thread is stickied as Tom and his family private their Facebook accounts. A second teaser for FNAC is stickied by Froot, showing what appears to be a tranny bleeding from xer axewound with the caption "dilator broke?". Brightening the image reveals an additional caption: "he likes it better tighter".
• October 12 - The search function is fixed. A third teaser for FNAC is stickied by Froot, this time featuring a gun up to a tranny's head with the caption: ""She"? Not today." When brightened, the image reveals a background image of a restraint chair, with the full caption being revealed to be "STOP HIS ESCAPE".
• October 13 - Friday the 13th: OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN 80S SLASHER MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The catalog is unusually brimmy, with many threads including 'cado, scat, pedophilia and bait being spammed. The babybot is unleashed again, after a short hiatus. Froot stickies the 4th FNAC teaser, which show a pair of scalpels with the caption "The truth will set you free". When brightened, it reveals that the scalpels are pointing at Rapeson, with the full caption being "The truth will set back your freedom".
• October 14 - Froot stickies teaser #5 of FNAC, featuring Troonjak and Chud standing in complete darkness with the caption "Who else but...". Brightening the image and fucking with the contrast levels reveals Golden 'Plier. A thread is made instructing users to NOT enlarge the attached mp4, as it will release a 2 petabyte zip bomb. Many open it and seethe at OP, making angry phoneposts now that their computers are broken.
• October 15 - FNAC teaser #6 drops, depicting Impish Soyak Ears sticking his head out of a vent next to a box of Soylent, with the caption "Tread lightly". Brightening the image and fucking with the contrast reveals Doll's face as a mask worn by Rapeson. On /qa/ a user claiming to be Eduardo is relentlessly trolled and produces many ESL fails in the process.
• October 16 - A 'teen writes a fanfiction fetish piece starring Froot and der cord which gets stickied, and then later allegedly unstickied by Froot when he saw it.. 'teens roll for dubs in a thread to get their post histories leaked by Root, revealing many to be ponyfags or furries, including an incriminating /qa/ post from Root himself . A thread is made to fill up a map of Europe with impmutts for every country present, eventually encompassing the Middle Eastern and North African countries on the map as well.
• October 18 - FNAC teaser #Ϫ drops, depicting Rapeson in the mental asylum's lobby. Brightening and fucking with the contrast reveals NOTHING, FUCK YOU. A bot attacks the ‘arty spamming nonsense renditions of “Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the iphone it turned into an ipad” causing posting to be impossible

October 19 - DOXXED!!
gem this was fucking incredible 'teens i'm gonna send more boxes

• October 19 - Popular analog horror youtuber and recently trooned out troon MISTER MANTICORE (geg, mister) is doxed by the sharty. A soyteen visits his house and hand delivers a piece of paper informing him of said dox.
• October 20 - Froot announces the return of the Dailyjak, ran by Doll .
• October 21 - A 'cord that seems to be behind Roblox raiding^{[it just is, ok?]} is leaked and moved to /q/ by Root. A 'cord slapfight ensues (LOL).
• October 22 - Post #5100000 stolen by ‘p, this is however disputed by the mutts claiming it to have been them. Hyperjumper, creator of infamous Twitter dust ChudBob SoyPants is terminated from YouTube. Froot breaks /soy/ AGAIN
• October 24 - A particularly brimmy day thanks to a broken log, server issues causing it to take forever to post, botspam in a Twitch raiding thread, and a ban evading 'corder spamming 'p. A thread is made to expose a 'cord pedo troon cabal uploading porn to the 'tube. It is referred to by OP as Operation Red Balloon. /cado/ gets silently readded to the board list (gem)

• October 26 - A war erupts between Muttposters and some autists posting a weird Mutt/Neutralplier hybrid to represent Euros, flooding the catty on /soy/ or something. Self inserters cry that they aren't the ones shitting up the 'log or something along those lines. The anti-spam puts an end to it quickly by mass banning spammers, but innocent teens get caught in the crossfire. Chris Chan shoutouts Godson on stream, #HWABAG
• October 30 - /sneed/ gets deleted. Froot is suspected as the culprit when 'teens notice /sneed/ and /nigger/ were both deleted without notice, with 'teens going on to riot for justice for the classic shitposting board and the Ice Spice fan forum. Luckily, GODgeleno had cloned the Sootbait thread to the /chive/ board so the last Soot post is still alive on the website. FIVE NIGHTS AT COBSON'S IS RELEASED!! (at least it is for us eastern standard time GODS.) A fnac live stream happens being the first letsplay he was stuck on night 1 for a hour then the stream got banned for having 'cado.
• October 31 - Happy Halloween! A tweet is discovered in which Lev Myskin, voice actor of James Dean in the Monument Mythos series, attempts to get Soyjak Party's domain dropped. A fat furry troon named The Magic Folf replies to this tweet and calls the sharty "off brand 4chan for idiots", only for his claim to be heckin DEBOONKED after he is doxxed within 3 hours. Moderators officially endorse the dox and sticky the thread.Hours later, Lev would be doxxed himself. there was also a bug where people could pretend to be moderators using inspect element.

November

• November 1 - 'Teens start NNN (No NAS November). Earlier on today the catalog is a jaw-dropping 6 HOURS behind. A bot ravages /soy/, which makes you wonder, where are the euro jannies at? A new board, /art/, is created.
• November 2 - The FDL, Froot's new mod team and coal police begins namefagging.
• November 3 - No activity yet. Expecting that the 1103 Sonic 3 Prototype, lived for about 30 years.
• November 4 - A soyteen makes a thread about having a PES football/soccer tournament, Froot later pins this thread and will host it via his computer. The 'ru gets hit by a babybot-style script spamming comments with pornographic keywords and links to spam sites, causing severe lag. 'teens raid /s4s/ and wipe 4 pages.
• November 5 - NOTCH IS ADMIN Ϫ. A thread is made in which Notch, the creator of Minecraft, poses as the future admin of the Sharty; one 'teen then takes to Twitter to ask the real Notch if the thread is legitimate, and the game dev icon replies with "No".
• November 6 - some teen is recorded (maybe in school) on the sharty , the site is also unusable for the thrembillionth time. Some complete retard sends a bomb threat to a Japanese high school to try and get the news to say cobson and a ligma joke (Is this what Ice Poseidon or The other Ice poseidon orbiters (Arab Andy) did?). Froot then leaks his IP. Froot makes a thread saying that FNAC had been removed from itch.io and that it was falsely flagged as a virus.
• November 7 - Turns out FNAC is down do to the "muh hecken transphobic hate speach" (even doe xer only hangs himself if your a tranny hater chud who cant shine his flashlight). Hacker known as sharty raids a /bant/ splinter website locked behind a password with the help from frogCHADS, forcing jannies to change it multiple times and then finally take the whole website down.. The Booru goes 404. DOLL RETURNS (even though he's been here on the wiki this whole time).
• November 8 - FNAC is back up, download link is available directly on the Sharty. 'Teens attempt to raid various Jackbox streams, some being more success than others. "Green Text Madness" spreads and infects various /soy/ threads. A debate is had whether this wiki is about Soyjaks or the Sharty and if NAS articles should be removed. (It’s about the Sharty, according to the website's own description, TAKE YOUR MEDS!) (<— even though if it was, it would be called “sharty wiki”, retard.) (<— even though the site is called soyjak.party and the domain is wiki.soyjak.party implying that this wiki is about Soyjak Party.)
• November 9 - 'Teens attempt to raid the Glitch X event, 'teens failed break through the stream's filters. When the raid on the stream failed, 'teens took to raiding TADC 'cords with minor success, one 'cord going on lock down for 3 hours and another locking all channels until further notice. 'Teens also took to Glitch Production's Xwixxer where they spammed gore in the replies of Glitch X posts, some trannies noticed and were traumatized. frogGODS and a Raggedy Ann whitepiller demoralized the 'teens in the Glitch X thread, they failed and this caused a large wave of gore spam in the raid thread and some /co/ threads. Since two 'cords were locked for a few hours, a handful of trannies were traumatized- the Glitch X raid could be considered a modest victory, since it made entire discord servers mad and also mobilized assblasted frogclittycels to do damage control.
• November 10 - /soy/ got botted by wojack spammers but whatever, probably offsiters did it. The developers install HCaptcha in /soy/. Sometime around this day, Angeleno gets possibly doxxed by 'cordniggers, wether the Doxx is real or not is unknown, thought his reaction around it in this wiki (check out his most recent edits) implies it probally is real.
• November 11 - The Sharty mysteriously goes down for a whole day
• November 12 - sharty returns. Some troon named Caltrop kills xhemself and a memorial site is posted where other troons can post weird schizo babble. 'Teens eventually chud it up.

• November 13 - Post 5300000 is a Swedish Win.
• November 14 - The day the two first digits of unix time changed to 17. Teens try to get as close as possible to the GET number, as well as try to find whoever got the closest.
• November 15 - A 'teen records himself gooning to 'cado's slot and posted a cum tribute video of it after being promised $20 if he did so in a previous thread, endorsed by frooty froot. Some questioned the ethics of froot promising potentially underage users 20 dollars if they masturbate to gay porn and record it, but you WILL NOT investigate this. Frogniggers post 'p and it is left up for 15 minutes with jannies only deleting the image until they delete the entire thread 10 minutes later. It reached an accumulated 100+ replies as retards bumped the child pr0n. Frogniggers and 'corders also spam /soy/ with invite links. Jannies attempt damage control and delete any mention of them leaving it up for 30 minutes, Root responds on the board sticky saying that this is something the admins and mods always did. ^{[it just is, ok?]} Post 5333333 is "aaaa".
• November 16 - a soyteen somehown manages to reply to a locked mod sticky with a baiterald^{[it just is, ok?]}, Froot later says it was a rogue janny
• November 18 - The Sharty completely freezes for 3 hours for an unknown reason, briefly unfreezes, then freezes again. Froot filters the letter "A" to "POOPOOPEEPEE, causing mixed reactions within the userbase. MEDS NOW this NEVER HAPPENED. Froot did add a bajillion Christmas themed filters doebeit. Booru comes back online or so i've been told

What the catalog was stuck on for 3 hours on November 18th.

• November 19 - Multiple Jakbox raid threads get spammed to death despite jannies' best efforts. 'Teens doxx pedophile, scammer and blacklisted vtuber twitch streamer called FalterXV (Real name James Alexander Colwell, Age 32, Apartment number 1101, The Glen Apartments, San Bernardino, California), 'teens then proceed to crash xis stream and send xis dox (however those posted said dox were then muted) and a 'za was sent- WHICH XE FUCKING BOUGHT, KEK! Also another 'za was ordered and should arrive by 11 am PST and the delivery guy will knock VERY LOUDLY. When 'teens attempted to raid xis barren 'cord server they ran into a particularly trouble some bot the auto blocks alts and focuses on anti-raiding measures call Altdentifer (retarded name btw) which if other servers had would prove difficult to handle, 'teens then move to dox all members of the dev team- starting with CeTe a furrytranny and support 'cord community manager. CeceFem also seemingly leaves the internet and deletes xheir 'cord and leaves with a final QnA explaining xheir departure due to "harassment" (by 'teens obviously). 'Teens are skeptical of this move and continue xheir search for CeceFem to dox xhem. It is also assumed that CeceFem might -ACK soon. 'Teens discover Goonclown's new alt.
• November 20 -A jackbox thread was made with initial success, but then a single snitch derailed the thread.
• November 21 - Happy Thanksgiving! (even tho thats on thursday doofus) The Poopson prophecy is officially debunked when the 5400000 GET is achieved. Or was it?
• November 24 - 'Teens found the password to a Twitter account owned by a commiepedotroon and Undertale modder, BlaizeMayes, who was arrested for trading 'p. 'Teens gained access to the account and began chudding it up by posting 'cados, 'zelligs and /caca/eralds, which was so gemmy that it brought the attention of Ruben Sim. During the raid it was also discovered that this troon exchanged photos of xis TWP in the DMs. Unfortunately, the account eventually got suspended due to trannies dilating too hard.
• November 25 - 'Teens dox the creator of Wojak Paradise and manage to take the website down. For the first time in months, a big streamer is completely 'nished after mass-reporting from a jackbox raid. Two more smaller streamers are completely 'nished, with one being 'nished on their own accord after calling a 'teen in chat a "retard" and allowing TND to be posted wilfully and generally antagonizing 'teens much more than a regular streamer. This was the largest streak of 'nishment in November after months of failure.
• November 26 - A 'teen makes a thread about how they showed their college professor the soyjak wiki page for Kuz. A partially successful raid on a subreddit called r/sillygirlclub is initiated, but later foiled by the same jackbox snitch. A poster later confirms that the Wojak Paradise raid from the day before resulted in the owner completely 'nishing the 'cord server and website. The Paradise is planned to be relegated to a simple subsection of a private 'cord server. and while still up, is barely functioning with dead social media links. If downed, this could be the second non-altchan taken down by a raid since the first many months ago.
• November 27 - Despite a full dox not happening (yet), the sharty's datamining of Nemlei causes her to remove all her online presence, for much seething on the 'cuck The seething from 'cvck, eventually spreads to Xwixxer where it catches the attention of prominent tranime slop consumer Rev Says Desu. 'teens, fearing that Rev might cause another Soypocalypse, some 'teens move to dox Rev. This event seems to have diminished the pessimism that came after the start of the Froot era.
• November 28 - Chaos from the half dox continues, multiple youtube videos are made, one youtuber calls the 'sharty "Snarky Snappy". Froot starts schizoposting about watching paint dry in the announcement blotter.
• November 29 - Nemlei AKA Sini Meskus gets doxxed by a soyteen who found her old deviantart accounts from like 2013 or something. See The Coffin of Andy and Leyley#November_29th_revelations.
• November 30 - A soyteen rediscovered old baby.exe virus made from spring ago.. Some 'teens planning to release it as a fake game or leaked COAL chapter 3. Soyteens raid an IShowSpeed clone streamer, leading to some gems and him playing FNAC. A board dedicated to him is also made, which lacks a catty for some reason. A separate streamer is raided who for some reason gives everyone mod and people naturally chud it up with subtle TND references. He then insults the 'teens remaining after the stream end and talks about how he's jerking it. 'teens try to convince him to play FNAC, but the streamer for some reason thinks that the chat is botted and full of spooky hackers because everyone kept on spamming phrases related to Cobson. He then insults Cobson and calls him a bitch. 'teens find that the streamer put his apartment on his twitter account, and soon enough dox both of his parents, find his real name and Linkedin. People start calling him on stream as he put his real number on the stream and either try to negotiate with him to play FNAC, call him a nigger, or try to explain how sacred Cobson is. A 'zellig nigger than claims that Cobson and FNAC have 'p. He then calls 'teens pedophiles, then shuts down the stream.

December

• December 1 - A chud leaks the passwords to several e621 accounts on /raid/. Those accounts get permabanned quickly, doughsoëverbeït. Rev says 'p gets doxxed on his wedding day, ouch! The thread was stickied, and 'p spam from butthurt pedoshits hit the board when the thread got pinned. This was because VPN blocking for file uploads was off. And the 'p images are now hashbanned. A 'teen is accidentally given complete access to a crypto wallet worth millions.^{[he just was, okay?]} Another ‘teen steals [s4s]’s 11200000 GET. And the booru is down (again)

• December 2 - Froot adds gemmy Christmas-themed wordfilters and CSS, and changes the sitename on the front page to "Jolly Ol' soyjak.party". The default poster name also changes to "Good Little Chud". A new board is also added: /np/ - The north pole. It is claimed by Frqqt that Kuz is actually a 19-year old, named “Carter”, from Tampa, FL, who is employed by a local pet shop. this event would be foreshadowing for what went down the next day.... Doll does an F&Q, plays tf2 with some 'teens on some random server while answering questions from a cytube and google forum. After Doll leaves, Froot plays some videos from the 'party 'chive channel on the cytube. Some 'p spammer then floods the chat, and the cytube then ends.

60 FUCKIN' PIZZAS

• December 3 - MARGE SUNDAY A group of newfags (including myself and a few other namefags, smh) raid Frog Pond because they discovered some members of the board had been bot spamming the 'arty. 'Teens then proceeded to greatly annoy the two (maybe five) frogniggers awake at the ass crack of dawn. At one point a piece of their (likely fake) software breaks and a dev posts about it, and 'teens then proceed to mock the dev. 'teens also out frogniggers as trannies (no surprise). It all ended when the 'teens remembered to take their meds. No one particularly cared. Thread attempting to gain information on Carter/Kuz mysteriously gets deleted, probably a leftover coalyma mod who is still loyal to him, we're in a civil war now, just like muh heckin' marvel movie! The sharty freezes and the site goes down entirely later in the day, its highly suspected that Carter/Kolyma was involved. 'Teens raid shitskin streamer, IShowSpeed clone and attention whoring faggot Racerneem by sending pizzas to his dad's house (geg, still has a father figure). Afterwards, his dad calls him on stream and said someone ordered 60 dollars worth of 'zas, which prompts him to go through a meltdown and spawn one of the gemmiest spergeralds caught on camera. >Oh my heckin' mootykins this is just like le jessi slaughter! Also amidst the spergout he reveals that his mom hanged herself when he was 6, although this was merely a tactic to make 'teens pity him. Froot makes a thread asking if he should send 'za's to Neem out of pity. Later, a premiere called 'I Should Have Never Became a Youtuber" is made, and is a chimpout claiming that a 'teen sent 60 fucking 'za's to his dad, made a bomb threat to his teacher, and got him swatted. Froot and Doll participated in the raid.
• December 4 - ultradan plays FNAC again. The GTA VI trailer is prematurely released and becomes the main topic of posts on /soy/ for the rest of the day.
• December 5 - Doll makes the new board /jak/ - Jaks and Discussion with the description "Only open for a few hours a night". The board is described as meant to seperate the effortpost suggestions from the complaints about moderation on /q/. /caca/BOREANS steal the first ten GETs. 'Teens find alleged images of Carter/Kuz, and attempt to 'jak them. Froot deletes /incel/.
• December 6 - 5555555 GET is achieved by a moetroon spamming "HWABAG". A janny then deletes the GET post for "ban evasion."
• December 7 - Froot admits to being a pedo (to nobody's surprise, seriously though, why is every other admin a pedophile? How did we let this happen?). RacerNeem has another stream where he insults all 'teens raiding him for using an imageboard, believing such communication to be primitive. He also demonstrates that he doesn't know anything about how the internet works (he doesn't know what a ddos is and he doesn't know that everything is hosted on a server somewhere). His Dad allegedly got swatted. 'teens claim GETs 72999999 and 73000000 from /fit/. An 11 year old 'teen makes a thread shilling his coal video but gets scared by the replies trying to 'oxx him and runs away. Popular xitter artist TinaFate1 is doxxed.
• December 8 - The sharty got flood by a donald trump bot. The sharty may have assisted in the glowies’ taking down a "gay furry hacker group."
• December 10 - A ‘teen in /qa/ creates a friend for Soy-tan, called Sproke-tan. Several boards are deleted.
• December 11 - The main domain temporarily goes out, but soychan.org stays up.^{[it just is, ok?]} Teens raid r/teachers by larping as confused teachers talking about their fictional students using 'oyspeak slang. A snitchtroon then tells the moderators and posts start to get deleted. Fuck snitches. Andddddddddddddddddddddddd /soy/ it's gettin flood again (frooty froot... PUT A FUCKING CAPTCHA YOU STUPID NIGGER. with love- the 'teen that is editing this)

>Good afternoon, /söy/. Epik has decided to drop the "soyjäks.party" domain, so following this, I have pulled down soychan.org

So... It continues...

• December 12 - ARE YOU READY FOR ZE NEW VVORLD ORDER Epik domains had a "power change" and the backup domain "soyjaks.party" and even "kiwifarms.net" were dropped at once. This causes Angeleno to pull down the soychan.org domain and reinstates the wiki's doxxing ban, scrapping all info about doxxing on this wiki. In response to 'lenos rulecucking Froot states "Angeleno go take your hrt we're not banning 'oxxing. I’ll look into a better registrar".

  

  December 12 - ‘leno starts her estrogen therapy

  A spammer starts posting links to a supposed German 'p site with a login, however, the site is most likely a honeypot to catch actual predators. Thankfully no real 'p was posted, the real CP spammers were probably too busy gooning in their discord in celebration of shutting the backup domain down. Disregard that, after some very curious teens logged into the site it was not infact a honeypot but an actual 'p hosting site with videos for pedophiles. The spam lasted nearly an hour until jannies woke up.
• December 13 - The entire website is excluded from the Wayback Machine, meaning that other 'chives will have to be used from now on. A reminder to use multiple 'chives in case one goes down.
• December 14 - FNAC has been approved for release! A thread on /raid/ targeting the infamous the sick pedophile porn-animating korean faggot "minus8" (who also drew CP of baby Mario, yeah, it was something that tantalized the community.) causes said animator to make a community post on the 'tube announcing that he "thinks he became the target of the soyjak party" and "will live quietly now sorry" causing lots of seethe and confusion among his coomerfag audience. A couple of jartyfags in the thread started suggesting that the pedophile draw soytan art not realizing he's a degenerate coomer pedophile faggot. He ended up reading the wiki page for Cobson and watching the "I Love Cobson" video on stream and makes an awful brimstone female version of cobson that hurts to look at. One of minus8's fans described the situation as "a bunch of children harassing a guy to draw their favorite skibidi toilet". The site gets spammed with nonsense dust yet again and becomes complete unusable brimstone It was a misspelled variation of "Gaslighting is not going to save your dumb ass, kike. The Goyim fucking know… run". Bravo froot. A 'jakker announces he has vandalised some communist poster he kept seeing with Cobson stickers. The OP said "Last summer, I moved to Cambridge MA. And every day, as I walk into Harvard Square from the direction I live in, there have been these two annoying pro-Communist posters that've stared me in the face since I got here. I can't avoid walking by the damn things when I'm in that area. And when coupled with all the other hyper-leftie stuff that unfortunately plagues this town, they started to really get on my nerves. So last month, I finally decided to do something about them, and got some cheap cobson stickers off of Redbubble. Thought you guys might enjoy." The creator of search.0t.rocks, a website we use to dox trannies, puts up his own wiki page proof being he makes a page on the site: 'search.0t.rocks/soyjak.party,' which is a gem I guess.
• December 15 - R.I.P. Squirreljak. He never made it to page 40, OR IS IT? Minus8 claims he would willingly hand himself over to police, albeit this is likely a lie in order to get chuds to stop datamining his shit.^{[it just is, ok?]}
• December 16 - Froot announces a crackdown on doxxing threads.
• December 17 - Some 'teen is producting a webseries called ''Jakworld'' with impjak being their protagonist. You can see the teaser here During Euro hours/midnight US hours, Some neutralpliershitterFAGGOT FUCKED A HORSE ON HIS GRANDPAS FARM AND POSTED PICTURES OF IT (probably a scumbag mlp fan, Lee was right). The thread was rightfully deleted, but neutralfags, bronies, and yuropoor posters have hit a new low. This incident happened by the way and I did NOT hallucinate this. (also enjoy your horse aids neutralfaggot). 'teens start investigating the audio of a creepy 5 second edit of the lawnmower man which dated back to April 12th; panic ensues when OP suggests a 'p link is embedded into the audio. This was fact checked and proven false but the thread did start being spammed with a very disturbing scat video. The Coffin of Andy & LeyLey Wiki gets bombed with ropejaks once again, and one EDiot replaced all main page images with nonsense, causing the admins to lock down the 'ki for good. 'teens post their faces in a selfie thread (again).
• December 18 - Soyteens discover a fanfiction on AO3, which features Cobson. An adventure thread titled Soystein's Redemption: Retake the Asylum is started. get 5700000 issa TAV (total aryan victory)

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  another soyjak.party w LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  December 20 - THE PARTY WINS AGAIN, TWICE!Soyteens wipe 1 1/2 pages of /bant/. We also steal the last octuplets GET on /b/ for the year, 911111111, signifying a total 'ruDEITY victory. WE WON YOU GET THAT, FUCK LEFTYPOL TRANNIES DERAILING THE THREAD, FUCK THE STUPID BABYBOT WANNABE FUCK ISREAL; AND. FUCK. 4CUCK. WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS .
• December 21 - 'teens steal the 65000000 GET on /vt/ in yet another classic sharty victory
• December 22 - /raid/ers manage to find the longitude and latitude of where minus8 posted a picture on twitter. this is a massive lead to the ongoing raid. /raide/ers also start emailing animation companies around Seoul asking if they recognize the emails, birthday, or animation style of minus8. 'Teens fuck with obsessed /pol/tards using a gemmy bait 'pasta. The entire ordeal was a gem, with /pol/tards still being baited after one of them found out a very obvious "hidden" 'plier. Root finally makes a statement on some of the calls to make the 'sharty age restricted and ban underage users on /q/ and officially rejects it, saying that such a restriction would kill the 'sharty, though he claims that it's up to Froot to create a banner warning underage users.
• December 23 - Froot is considering making his own archive for the teens. Annoying Orange creator Dane Boedigheimer is doxed less than 24 hours after he announced his troonout. Some nerd does a letsplay of FNAC and says it's the 'worst FNAF fangame' in the title. 'Teens CIU the comments and he later changes it to 'best' and follows his analytics page to the sharty where he actually compliments the game. The QAfe almost ruins the fun but they were too late.
• December 24 - Angeleno retires from soyjak.wiki. /lgbt/ 34M GET is a /qa/ win A real life soyjak streams FNAC Tripfagging and namefagging is silently added back on all boards except the first three boards on the site header, /q/, /soy/ and /qa/. DOLL Returns as site administrator, alongside Froot.
• December 25 - Merry Christmas! “Nate Higgers” trends on Xwitter. Operation 9/11 sets it’s sights on coomer multi-millionaire Twitch streamer Asmongold who defended Nemlei against “Twitter psychos” for doxing xer. He is doxed within 3 hours. (even though it was through finding a readily-available dox post on 4chan even though we still would have found his stuff anyways) A 'teen leaks the info of someone at his school for liking some twitter furry meme. Chuds then get into the account and began to spam several teacher's inboxes, and wipe stuff from the account such as the google drive. Insanity ensues as op begins to worry that the feds will hunt him down and panics. Thread gets locked and is moved to /raid/. The account's password is changed and 'teens begin to complain to the school about the incident. ‘Teens discover an ancient trollface edit, in spirit reminiscent of a ‘jak, depicting the polish faggot who popularized wojak on Krautchan; the thread’s OP christens it the first soyjak.
• December 27 - A disclaimer is added to the Rules page: The party may contain posts, threads, and content which is shocking or vulgar in nature. You WILL not use the site if you are considered a minor in your country. A user browses the site from a wii.
• December 28 - The bulgarian ban-evading schizo starts spamming /soy/ with a 'cord screenshot of Froge with the intent of getting jannies to delete the page off the 'ki. Instead the janny hashbans the image and repeatedly bans the evader's IPs. The disclaimer from yesterday is removed.

See also

• Raids
• Notable threads
• GETs
• List of Administrators