Slopjaks

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Slopjaks are a dust variety of "soyjaks" which aim not to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on an over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad.

As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them, because despite what slopjak posters say, they don't depict anyone.

Origin

It is unknown what the first slopjak looked like or when it came to be, but they are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the 'party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:

1. They themselves are soyboys and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them.
2. They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.

Characteristics

Many slopjak "artists" use repetitive features in their edits:

• Brown/black skin
• MAP pedo flag shirt
• Purple tranny hair
• Offsite logos (discord, twitter, reddit, 4cuck, jarty etc.)
• Flag of some random country
• Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes
• Small and visible brain
• a billion awards
• Hanging
• Distortion
• Jew nose
• Mutt lips
• Thick eyebrows

Gallery

WARNING: COAL AHEAD!

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  The coal that almost killed the farty.

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  A slopjak mocking Jarty users. Note the black line in the top right.

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  An extreme example of slopjakking.

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  Euromutt soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular.

See also

• Brown Troonjaks
• Boogeyman hunting

Citations

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