Flartson

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This page is coal. (You) WILL help by expanding it. Flartson is BHUTANESE VANTABLACK BRIMSTONE straight from the FIERY DEPTHS OF NIGGERHELL!!!!!!!!!!!

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Flartson is Jewish.

Flartson

Soyjak variant
Origin/soy/, soyjak.party (September 10, 2023)[1]
Booru Posts 13 As of September 11th, 2023
Traced FromPierre Gibert

Flartson is a new soyjak variant, created on the tenth of September, 2023 in a /soy/ thread. It is based on Flart, a meme spammed on 4cuck's /wsg/ and /gif/ boards. Though the original was much coalier, 'teens worked together to turn it into a glistening gemerald. Some 'teens have called him a Cobson killer. The phrase HWAW/FWAW (He Will Always Win/Flart Will Always Win) is commonly used in reference to him.

Froot has stated that he likes Flartson and hopes to see it become popular.

Controversy

Flartson has been spammed on the /soy/ catty during on the 11th and 12nd of September, 2023, leading some 'teens to condemn it as a possible offsiter coal. This has been proven to be untrue (it was just one, very prolific faggot from Serbia (we don't claim him albeit)).

The coal that killed the sharty

After a while its obvious that , flartson, FARTSON----->Poopson. We are doomed.

most coally gravestone mined from the deepest darkest dirtiest depths of sub saharan african then eaten by subhuman niggers then shat out by said nigger and then stolen by dirty jew hands and them ejaculated by a bbc then farted on by a ugly smelly tranny then stolen by a factory and then made to soylent and then consoomed by a soyboy then shat out by said soyboy then ate by disgusting pooner then shat out by said pooner then covered in dirt and brimstone and sprinkled in nigger shit then spat on by fifth worlder then pissed on by a furfag and then shat on by a tranime fan and then transported to YET another factory then made into cricket chips ate by a soyboy then shat on by said soyboy then bathed in nigger excrement and blood and then smeared on a dead nigger infant

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