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== Sidson/Sidjak ==
== Sidson/Sidjak ==
[[File:SidSon Sidjak 3.png|thumb|The original and most recognizable Sidson notice the white iris,the inflamed nostrils,and upperbite]]
Sidson/Sidjak is a recent Soyjak variant that attempts to be a "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russle Crowe as Sid 6.7 in ''Virtuosity'' as replacement for Jedediah Smith in lawnmower man. Like Cobson, Sidson has accumulated a mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being brimstone coal made by a tranny who posts '''fatfur pornography.'''<ref>https://archive.is/imnOv</ref> 
Sidson/Sidjak is a recent Soyjak variant that attempts to be a "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russle Crowe as Sid 6.7 in ''Virtuosity'' as replacement for Jedediah Smith in lawnmower man. Like Cobson, Sidson has accumulated a mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being associated with Vinluv, a controversial figure.  


== Controvery ==
== Controvery ==
[[File:Sidheart.png|thumb|They may take our threads,but they'll never take away our IDs]]
[[File:Vath LOVES BWC.png|thumb|Vinluv is a slut for BWC!]]
[[File:Vantablack Vathstone.png|thumb|Vinluv follows Gay Porn, Fatfur and Futanari accounts on Twitter.]]
Sidson was created by Vinluv, a self-proclaimed "christian" who follows gay porn actors on twitter and [https://archive.is/imnOv posts fat furry pornography on reddit.]


Sidson's timeline is tied to [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]]. Since it's creation on the 30th anniversary of ''The Lawnmower Man,'' Sidson has recieved mixed reviews, majority of it being negativity and [[:File:Marge.jpeg|confusion]]. despite the criticism Vinluv continued to <s>force</s> push it until it finally got a tag on the booru<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220327215433/https://booru.soyjak.su/post/list/variant%3Asidjak/1</ref> which was promptly hidden, spurring talks of #Vathgate once more.
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[[File:Sid ObliteratesChudjak janny.png|thumb|>NAS AM I?]]
[[File:Sidson Origin.gif|thumb|The original Inspiration[[File:Vidson.png|thumb|Sootron,it was wrong to serve you.]][[File:Sidson Iv's the haters.png|thumb|The Final Sid-lution]]|295x295px]]
 
== Sid as a Means of Revolution ==
[[File:Joesid Sidlin.png|thumb|The Variant of the people]]
Sid's Polarizing nature makes the Variant prime use as fodder asing Soyvile War shenanigans,also as a battlecry against's Soot and Kuz's radicle decisions. Sid is also used as a mascot for [[VATHgate|#VATHgate]] protests,symboling a coming age of Jakking,led by Vinluvian forces.
[[File:Sid (son) City.png|thumb|In a sharty, there is a shaky truce between those who rule the boards, and those who rule everything.]]
 
== Hid Sids ==
[[File:Hidden-figures-movie-poster.jpg|thumb|Can you find them all?]]
as a mean of protest Vinluv developed a new form of stealthjakking,said jakking is hiding sids and regular soyjaks in hopes of incidentally being reposted and saved,spreading against the janny's will. Vinluv's attempts are quite succesful with only his more intentionally obvious posts ignoring ire.
 
== Relation to other 'sons ==
The Variant "Sidson" is seperated even furthur from other 'sons. Being a specific pastiche and sequel to the LawnMower man soyjak,it's asthetic similarities to the original Jacobson (bared,singular row of teeth,detailed whites and pupils in eyes) are purely convergent in evolution as the "Sid"-prefix is named entirely from the character of it's namesake (SID 6.7),though most 'jakkers simply title it "Sidjak" either to do misunderstanding, simplicity,or an attempt to separated form other 'sons. Vinluv,it's original creator,still stands besides the use of "Sidson" or "Sidjak",the naming controversy has many Siddish posters confused to this day.
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== Citations ==
== Citations ==

Revision as of 18:52, 10 January 2023

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Sidson/Sidjak

Sidson/Sidjak is a recent Soyjak variant that attempts to be a "spiritual successor" to Cobson, using Russle Crowe as Sid 6.7 in Virtuosity as replacement for Jedediah Smith in lawnmower man. Like Cobson, Sidson has accumulated a mixed infamy within the soy community mainly due it being brimstone coal made by a tranny who posts fatfur pornography.[1]

Controvery

Vinluv is a slut for BWC!
Vinluv follows Gay Porn, Fatfur and Futanari accounts on Twitter.

Sidson was created by Vinluv, a self-proclaimed "christian" who follows gay porn actors on twitter and posts fat furry pornography on reddit.

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