Slopjaks
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Slopjaks[1] are a dust variety of "soyjaks" which aim not to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on an over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad.
They are ESPECIALLY common in forced Discord conflicts, Countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.
As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them.
Origin
It is unknown what the first slopjak looked like or when it came to be, but they are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the 'party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:
- They themselves are soyboys and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them.
- They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.
Soybooru culture played a big role in the creation of slopjaks, with conflicts such as the third soyvil war and the Italo-Argentine War leading users to create more hideous and over-detailed soyjaks throughout 2023. Slopjaks may be aftermath of Brimstone Winter.
Characteristics
Many slopjak "artists" use repetitive features in their edits:
- Brown/black skin
- Flags for pedophilia, zooophilia and other degenerate shit
- Purple tranny hair
- Offsite logos (discord, twitter, reddit, 4cuck, jarty etc.)
- Flag of some random country
- Speechbubbles
- Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes
- Small and visible brain
- a billion awards
- Hanging
- Distortion
- Jew nose
- Mutt lips
- Thick eyebrows
- Stink lines, flies, shit, etc.
- Queen of Spades
- Bloodshot crying eyes or yellow sclera
- Autism puzzle piece symbol
- Yellow/rotting teeth
- Taqiyah/Keffeyah
- Overdetailed wrinkles
- Woke logos (Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, hammer and sickle etc.)
Gallery
WARNING: BRIMSTONE AHEAD!
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The coal that almost killed the farty.
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A slopjak mocking Jarty users. Note the black line in the top right.
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Another slopjak, except this time mocking 'Party users. This one's vantablack especially since it was probably made by some obsessed jartycuck
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An extreme example of slopjakking.
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Euromutt soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (spammed forced coal)
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a good example of countrywar slop
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All of these look like (You) btw.
You can find more here: https://booru.soy/post/list/slopjak/1
See also
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.is/a1PKU
all of these are gems actually
