Flartson

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Flartson
Soyjak variant
Origin	/soy/, soyjak.party (September 10, 2023)
Booru Posts	13 As of September 11th, 2023
Traced From	Pierre Gibert

Flartson is a new soyjak variant, created on the tenth of September, 2023 in a /soy/ thread. It is based on Flart, a meme spammed on 4cuck's /wsg/ and /gif/ boards. Though the original was much coalier, 'teens worked together to turn it into a glistening gemerald. Some 'teens have called him a Cobson killer and others have called him Poopson, though the latter theory has been debunked by peer-reviewed studies. The phrase HWAW/FWAW (He Will Always Win/Flart Will Always Win) is commonly used in reference to him.

Froot has stated that he likes Flartson and hopes to see it become popular.

Controversy

Flartson has been spammed on the /soy/ catty during on the 11th of September, 2023, leading some 'teens to condemn it as a possible offsiter coal. This has been proven to be untrue (it was just one, very prolific faggot). The posts were most likely made by a bot that automatically soyquoted every new thread and the spammer was banned. This combined with mutt spam led to /soy/ being temporarily locked and many users being banned.

On the 12th of the same month, however, Flartson was spammed on the catalog again, the posts now being much more malicious in nature and discussing wanting to fuck trannies and niggers, being a loser, hating the sharty, and other such 'cord topics. Therefore, many suspected this spam of being perpetrated by an organized group rather than a lone wolf, as was likely the case with the 9/11 spam.

On 9/11, there appeared a Lee-like schizo who replied to nearly all Flartson threads with a statement about the variant being soulless and one of his many OC 'jaks of Flartson being killed, tortured or portraied as a demonic entity. He even took requests for such OC and has been spotted on the booru.

Gallery

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  A proto-flartson.

Citations

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