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'''Jews''' are a religious group masquerading as an ethnicity of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within [[USA|amerikkka]] and [[Israel]], but also have a large diaspora across the world. They are subhuman creatures who love BBC (Bright Blue Cat) and being racist to everyone saying stuff that are obviously not true but their small jew penis need them to say it so and worshipping a black rock like the retarded faggots they are (>If this is referencing the Kaaba, this statement is wrong. The Kaaba | '''Jews''' are a religious group masquerading as an ethnicity of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within [[USA|amerikkka]] and [[Israel]], but also have a large diaspora across the world. They are subhuman creatures who love BBC (Bright Blue Cat) and being racist to everyone saying stuff that are obviously not true but their small jew penis need them to say it so and worshipping a black rock like the retarded faggots they are (>If this is referencing the Kaaba, this statement is wrong. The Kaaba | ||
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Jews are a religious group masquerading as an ethnicity of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within amerikkka and Israel, but also have a large diaspora across the world. They are subhuman creatures who love BBC (Bright Blue Cat) and being racist to everyone saying stuff that are obviously not true but their small jew penis need them to say it so and worshipping a black rock like the retarded faggots they are (>If this is referencing the Kaaba, this statement is wrong. The Kaaba
is worshipped in the islam religion. If it is something else that i am not aware of, ignore this statement.).
Jewish culture doesn't exist because the ancient israelites were genocided by roman emperor Titus, so modern LARPers known as zionists have done their best to recreate it in the apartheid state of Israel. It became the final choice for a jewish homeland after other locations like Antarctica, Madagascar, Uganda, the Moon, Poland and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast were rejected for not appearing in the bible and thus considered "failed RP". Other measures such as reviving the Hebrew language, forcing Palestinians into herding sheep, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.
Controversies
According to peer reviewed studies, Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, turning women into whores, importing immigrants into the west, grooming children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.
Jews love BBC so much they import black kings into Israel to culturally enrich their women. They also love diversity and open borders (except for Israel)
Notable inventions
- Judaism
- BBC therapy (aldoebeit it was popularised by Dr._Soyowicz) <debunked
- The atomic bomb[1], a proposed key element in the TND plan.
- The Holocaust
- The Hava Nagila song
- Usury
- Trannies
- America (FUCK YEAH!)
Judaism in the Soy Community
Judaism is a KEYED religion
List of canonically Jewish soyjaks
- קורנליוס האיום - A front-facing 'jak from Israel
- Nojak - Oreo connoisseur
In relation to Soot
Many chuds have speculated that Soot has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic[it just is, ok?]. Soot is NOT jewish[it just is, ok?].
In relation to Max
Many chuds have also speculated that former NSS director, Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust co-founder, and former sharty administrator, Max is also of jewish heritage. These beliefs were cemented when Max initially offered to sell the sharty to Doll for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of jews would have the gall to pull off.
On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually jewish, shocking no one.
On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting an industry his kind pioneered.
Israeli Soyjak
| Israeli Soyjak / קורנליוס האיום | |
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| Soyjak variant | |
| Origin | Unknown |
| Booru Posts |  97 As of March 4th, 2023 |
| Traced From | קורנליוס האיום |
Israeli Soyjak is a front-facing 'jak based on the youtuber קורנליוס האיום.
See also
It's history is intricately linked with Islam and Christianity, as Christianity comes from Judaism and Islam from both.
Citations
- ↑ Almost all the scientists who worked on the Manhattan project were somehow linked to jews, a proposed explanation would be that they did NOT want Nazi Germany to win the war.
