(((Jews)))

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Jews reek of gefilte fish

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JEWS GETTING EDUCATED

Jews are a religious group masquerading as an ethnicity of about 14-88 million people. They mostly reside within amerikkka and Israel, but also have a large diaspora across the world. They are subhuman creatures who love BBC (Bright Blue Cat) and being racist to everyone saying stuff that are obviously not true but their small jew penis need them to say it so and worshipping a black rock like the retarded faggots they are (>If this is referencing the Kaaba, this statement is wrong. The Kaaba

is worshipped in the islam religion. If it is something else that i am not aware of, ignore this statement.).

Jewish culture doesn't exist because the ancient israelites were genocided by roman emperor Titus, so modern LARPers known as zionists have done their best to recreate it in the apartheid state of Israel. It became the final choice for a jewish homeland after other locations like Antarctica, Madagascar, Uganda, the Moon, Poland and the Jewish Autonomous Oblast were rejected for not appearing in the bible and thus considered "failed RP". Other measures such as reviving the Hebrew language, forcing Palestinians into herding sheep, stealing middle eastern cuisine and turning golgotha into a parking lot have been taken to make Israeli citizens feel like they have truly returned to the bronze age.

Controversies

According to peer reviewed studies, Jews are the cause of everything bad that has ever happened and function as an evil, semi-omnipotent hive mind responsible for controlling the media, turning women into whores, importing immigrants into the west, grooming children into trannies and worst of all, stealing incel chins. As such, they have been relentlessly persecuted throughout the ages: in Europe, many millennia-old christian traditions and tales regarding the jews and their conduct have paved the way for genocide and expulsion - meanwhile, in the Near East, similar Quranic verses that justly demonize the jews led to mass jewish exoduses because of local hostility and attempted pogroms.


Jews love BBC so much they import black kings into Israel to culturally enrich their women. They also love diversity and open borders (except for Israel)

Notable inventions

Judaism in the Soy Community

Judaism is a KEYED religion

List of canonically Jewish soyjaks

In relation to Soot

Many chuds have speculated that Soot has some amount of jewish blood influencing his behavior; however, this dangerous conspiracy theory has been widely debunked and repeatedly attacked by credible scholars of the jewish tradition and other renowned experts on the topic[it just is, ok?]. Soot is NOT jewish[it just is, ok?].

In relation to Max

Many chuds have also speculated that former NSS director, Yuriy-Kuznetsov Trust co-founder, and former sharty administrator, Max is also of jewish heritage. These beliefs were cemented when Max initially offered to sell the sharty to Doll for $6,500 before pulling out and starting an open auction with a starting bid of $7,000 - a move that only the slimiest of jews would have the gall to pull off.

On July 18, 2023, Doll confirmed on Telegram that Max was actually jewish, shocking no one.

On July 20, 2023, Max further confirmed his Jewish heritage by forcing Doll to run ads on the Sharty, specifically those promoting an industry his kind pioneered.

In relation to Froot

First mentioned by a a Israeli Ip, Puts Ads on the sharty. loves posting Gay Porn and brimstone, good relations with faggots like Angeleno and Max (who is a kike)

Is French therfore likely that xhe loves Israel and jewish people, since xhe hates Muslims and is White

Hates Muslims who are the main enemies of current Judaism.. is publishing a shitty FNAF clone and uploading it to (((Steam)))

Bans people for the slighest reasons, lures his opponents into (((Open Air Prisons))) and then bans them..

Datamines and put Google Ads on the party.. Banned all VPNS and Tor nodes to stop """Pedophiles""" even doe they still post since they just use proxies and anyone who doesn't want to get datamined has to expose their ip to the big fat Kike..

Was found half the site's userbase under him during late october were ((('Cord)) trannies.. Allows nas and discord to rule over /soy/ while xhe sits on xher hands like Doll but doesn't have the excuse of having a family and job like him..

Is the 6th Offical Admin.. Listens to nigger music and promotes sodomy and gay sex to the most likely underage userbase permeantly tainting their minds with his phallic and grotesque imagery...

Is the shittest Admin since Max... took all the credit for ressurecting the site when in reality Dr E was the one who brought the sharty back up, stopped CSAM and slayed the Baby bot.. before he was mysteriously replaced as lead Admin by (((Froot))...

Has his goons as SoyBooru ban and block all new soyjaks or variants and forces his discord tranny brimstone... is a general cunt and waste of oxygen...

Is most likely The Anti-Soot in disguise..

Will go to the pits of the hades when xhe dies and will stay there forever...

Israeli Soyjak

Israeli Soyjak / קורנליוס האיום

Soyjak variant
OriginUnknown
Booru Posts 97 As of March 4th, 2023
Traced Fromקורנליוס האיום

Israeli Soyjak is a front-facing 'jak based on the youtuber קורנליוס האיום.

See also

It's history is intricately linked with Islam and Christianity, as Christianity comes from Judaism and Islam from both.

Citations

  1. Almost all the scientists who worked on the Manhattan project were somehow linked to jews, a proposed explanation would be that they did NOT want Nazi Germany to win the war.
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