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'''Slopjaks'''<ref><nowiki>https://archive.is/a1PKU</nowiki></ref> (also known as '''shitjaks''' ([[Shitjak|even doe that names been taken]]) or more ironically '''GOD-TIER WOJACKS''') are a [[dust]] variety of "[[soyjaks]]" which aim not to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, [[File:Booru front page.png|thumb|{{quote|>absolute state of the booru}}]] | '''Slopjaks'''<ref><nowiki>https://archive.is/a1PKU</nowiki></ref> (also known as '''shitjaks''' ([[Shitjak|even doe that names been taken]]) or more ironically '''GOD-TIER WOJACKS''') are a [[dust]] variety of "[[soyjaks]]" which aim not to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, [[File:Booru front page.png|thumb|{{quote|>absolute state of the booru}}]]grwwgwgwg | ||
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This page, ironically, is a gem.
Slopjaks[1] (also known as shitjaks (even doe that names been taken) or more ironically GOD-TIER WOJACKS) are a dust variety of "soyjaks" which aim not to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do,
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but instead to tack on an over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad.
They are ESPECIALLY common in forced Discord conflicts, Countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.
As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them.
Some have said that slopjaks may be a nusoyfordfocus's rendition of Colorjaks, although if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.
Whenever a slopjak is created that is incomprehensible, or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of a low effort gem.
Origin
The Macaco jaks were a series of exactly 22 images that were posted by an anon on /qa/ over the course of 2 days back in 2021. The intent of the OG macaco wojak artist was to BTFO various factions of coalers that were shitting up /qa/ at the time. Having a full set of Macaco Wojaks in one's Soyjak folder was a highly sought after status symbol.[it just is, ok?]
It is widely agreed that most slopjaks came from the FNF pedo war in mid-2023. Someone kept on quoting the 'zellignigger with a 'posted it again award' soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNFpedo, and the Zellignigger then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from brown deformed troonjak spamming, but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of the date you are reading this. They are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the 'party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:
- They themselves are soyboys [[Citation Needed]] and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them.
- They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.
SoyBooru culture played a big role in the creation of slopjaks, with conflicts such as the third soyvil war and the Italo-Argentine War leading users to create more hideous and over-detailed soyjaks throughout 2023. Slopjaks may be the aftermath of Brimstone Winter.
Characteristics
Many slopjak "artists" use repetitive features in their edits:
- Brown/black skin
- Distorted via the use of the Liquify tool in Paint.Net
- Flags for pedophilia, zooophilia and other degenerate shit
- Purple tranny hair
- Offsite logos (trooncord, twitter, reddit, 4chan, the jarty etc.)
- Flag of some random country
- Speechbubbles
- Forced meme/FOTM the author dislikes
- Small and visible brain
- a gazillion awards
- Hanging
- Distortion
- Jewish nose and/or Star of Davis
- Mutt lips
- Thick eyebrows and/or unibrow
- Stink lines, flies, shit, etc.
- Queen of Spades
- Bloodshot crying eyes and/or yellow sclera
- Autism symbols/signs (like the puzzle piece or an autism hat)
- Yellow/rotting teeth
- Taqiyah/Keffeyah/Turban
- Overdetailed wrinkles
- Huge list of media you're NOT allowed to like in the background
- Leftist logos/mottos (Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, hammer and sickle, antifa, etc.)
- Small penis
Gallery
WARNING: BRIMSTONE AHEAD!
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The coal that almost killed the farty.
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A slopjak mocking Jarty users. Note the black line in the top right.
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Another slopjak, except this time mocking 'Party users. This one's vantablack especially since it was probably made by some obsessed jartycuck
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An extreme example of slopjakking.
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Euromutt soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (spammed forced coal)
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a good example of countrywar slop (kike coal)
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A rather niche slopjak mocking people who hate Geometry Dash youtuber AdvyStyles because he's a pedophile or whatever.
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”there will be a singularity where soyboorutrannies will be so irony-poisoned and deranged that they cant view any race or ethnicity without thinking about this” - Chud13
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"Kill fascists and whites!"
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A hellish amalgamation of coal, brimstone and dust, so vantablack it reverts back to being a gem or something along those lines, yeah.
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All of these look like (You) btw.
You can find more here: 
slopjak
See also
- Brown Troonjaks - a Slopjakking "subvariant" thats more focused on nonsense than seethe
- Boogeyman hunting
- Lees of the sharty
- Fnf pedo
Citations
- ↑ https://archive.is/a1PKU
all of these are gems actually
