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File:1706732993952.png|A rather [[Autism|niche]] slopjak mocking people who hate [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Geometry Dash youtuber AdvyStyles because he's a pedophile]] [[Amerimutt|or whatever]].
File:1706732993952.png|A rather [[Autism|niche]] slopjak mocking people who hate [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Geometry Dash youtuber AdvyStyles because he's a pedophile]] [[Amerimutt|or whatever]].
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File:Slopjak contacts.jpg| A hellish amalgamation of coal, brimstone and dust, so vantablack it reverts back to being a gem [[Amerimutt|or something along those lines, yeah]].
File:Slopjak contacts.jpg|A hellish amalgamation of coal, brimstone and dust, so vantablack it reverts back to being a gem [[Amerimutt|or something along those lines, yeah]].
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File:Beanie slopjak.png|This slopjak has many website badges, and two jaks insulting him. A character card suggests his name is [[Joel]][[Satoko houjou fan|toko]] [[Kleki]][[Feralteen|teen]].
</gallery>All of these look like (You) btw.
</gallery>All of these look like (You) btw.


Revision as of 03:16, 25 March 2024

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This page, ironically, is a gem.

Typical nusoyaryan
>absolute state of the booru

Slopjaks[1] (also known as shitjaks (even doe that names been taken) or more ironically GOD-TIER WOJACKS) are a dust variety of "soyjaks" which aim not to accurately depict the person (or people) they're mocking like most soyjaks do, but instead to tack on an over-the-top amount of grotesque features and accessories in a desperate effort to make whoever the 'jak artist is trying to mock look bad.

They are ESPECIALLY common in forced Discord conflicts, Countrywars, religion wars and seethe against admins/jannies/popular namefags.

As opposed to regular soyjaks which cause extreme seethe from soyboys due to it being like looking in a mirror, 100x more seethe goes into creating a slopjak than what will come from anyone viewing them.

Some have said that slopjaks may be a nusoyfordfocus's rendition of Colorjaks, although if this is the case they might be a bit more funny, albeit. History often repeats itself.

Whenever a slopjak is created that is incomprehensible, or at least isn't part of some forced war, it is sometimes an example of a low effort gem.

Origin

The best theory we have on its origin is that it came from the FNFpedo war in mid-2023. Someone kept on quoting the Zellignigger with a 'posted it again award' soyjak whenever he posted soyjaks of the FNFpedo, and the Zellignigger then made it brown and deformed. Some say standard slopjakking originated from brown deformed troonjak spamming, but this has not been fact checked and peer reviewed as of February 5 of 2024. They are popular on SoyBooru despite being controversial on the 'party. This is because 'ru users evidently hate monochrome soyjaks that make fun of nu-males, although this could be because of one of two reasons:

  1. They themselves are soyboys [[Citation Needed]] and feel "personally attacked" enough by soyjaks to feel the need to make absurd enough variations so they no longer resemble them.
  2. They are desensitized to being mocked as weak men (due to either constant exposure to soyjaks or from being even more degenerate than a soyboy) and need to slapfight using the most repulsive 'jaks possible to feel something.

Soybooru culture played a big role in the creation of slopjaks, with conflicts such as the third soyvil war and the Italo-Argentine War leading users to create more hideous and over-detailed soyjaks throughout 2023. Slopjaks may be aftermath of Brimstone Winter.

Characteristics

Many slopjak "artists" use repetitive features in their edits:

Gallery

WARNING: BRIMSTONE AHEAD!

  • The coal that almost killed the farty.

    The coal that almost killed the farty.

  • A slopjak mocking Jarty users. Note the black line in the top right.

    A slopjak mocking Jarty users. Note the black line in the top right.

  • Another slopjak, except this time mocking 'Party users. This one's vantablack especially since it was probably made by some obsessed jartycuck

    Another slopjak, except this time mocking 'Party users. This one's vantablack especially since it was probably made by some obsessed jartycuck

  • An extreme example of slopjakking.

    An extreme example of slopjakking.

  • Euromutt soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (spammed forced coal)

    Euromutt soyjak, one of the only ones to become fairly popular (spammed forced coal)

  • a good example of countrywar slop (kike coal)

    a good example of countrywar slop (kike coal)

  • This one is mocking Angeleno, Not surprisingly the 'ru Jannies accepted.

    This one is mocking Angeleno, Not surprisingly the 'ru Jannies accepted.

  • a contender for the first slopjak ever made

    a contender for the first slopjak ever made

  • A rather niche slopjak mocking people who hate Geometry Dash youtuber AdvyStyles because he's a pedophile or whatever.

    A rather niche slopjak mocking people who hate Geometry Dash youtuber AdvyStyles because he's a pedophile or whatever.

  • ”there will be a singularity where soyboorutrannies will be so irony-poisoned and deranged that they cant view any race or ethnicity without thinking about this” - Chud13

    ”there will be a singularity where soyboorutrannies will be so irony-poisoned and deranged that they cant view any race or ethnicity without thinking about this” - Chud13

  • "Kill fascists and whites!"

    "Kill fascists and whites!"

  • A hellish amalgamation of coal, brimstone and dust, so vantablack it reverts back to being a gem or something along those lines, yeah.

    A hellish amalgamation of coal, brimstone and dust, so vantablack it reverts back to being a gem or something along those lines, yeah.

  • This slopjak has many website badges, and two jaks insulting him. A character card suggests his name is Joeltoko Klekiteen.

    This slopjak has many website badges, and two jaks insulting him. A character card suggests his name is Joeltoko Klekiteen.

All of these look like (You) btw.

You can find more here: slopjak

See also

Citations

  1. ↑ https://archive.is/a1PKU

all of these are gems actually

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