Cubo-Mexican War

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Cubo-Mexican War
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The absolute state of the booru
DateFirst Conflict: May 1st, 2024 - ongoing
Location
Result Ongoing
Belligerents

FerdinandDist [1]

Supported by:

chudnater2

Albert (indirectly)

Hamas_2

Brazilian Angolape bbc lovers (flip flopped, would support Cuba if they stopped hating on Angola)

catchud

Somalichud

Aztechicano


Supported by:

ToonSoy

TlaxcaltecARYAN

Chasecool

Joel3DG

Satoko Haters Aren't White

Mexichud

Brazilian Angolape bbc lovers (formerly)

falseflaggers

Ethiopianking
Strength

Autism

Coal

Autism

Coal
Casualties and losses
  • Irreparable damage to the booru and its comment section
  • Brain damage to everyone involved
  • Creation of the Mexislut subvariant
  • Creation of the NAS coal Ferdinanddist subvariant
  • Cuba being relevant to 'ru culture

The Cubo-Mexican or the Mexico-Cuban War is a flame war between two groups of posters with the leader of Cuba being FerdinandDist(namefag) and the leader of Mexico being Aztechicano(namefag), being the first Successor war on the 'ru (meaning the each namefag leader is the spiritual successor to the previous ones, not necessarily the next war after Italy vs. Mexico)

About

The Cubo-Mexican war Is one of the most popular ongoing wars on the 'ru, this is one of the many countrywars. Different tactics were used in this compared to others, namefags actually revealed their genetic info and faces to prove they are whites. There was also a sizeable use of the meximutt and new subvariants, along with making fun of other countrywars to make the Cubo-Mexican War far more important than the other wars on the 'ru. The. Its impact is still indifferent regarding soyjak culture at this moment in time, and has only been mentioned a few times outside of the 'ru.

History

original aztechicano post, the spark that led to retaliation by the Cuban

On April 12, 2024, FerdinandDist uploaded a post that made fun of Aztechicano and Satoko for allegedly supporting Angola (Despite Aztechicano not caring about Satoko or Angola) In response, Aztechicano made a drawing in which he beats up FerdiandDist

First War

Pre-conflict

Prior to the start of the conflict, Mexicans and Cubans did not really talk, in fact, Cuba was already embroiled in its own countrywar before this, the Cubo-Angolan war, in which Brapzilian BBC spammers supported Angolans and branded Angolans as white.


The Mexicans rangebanned Italy for a month which left a void in a true countrywar, which is when the Cubo-Mexico war happened, however this countrywar happened just right after Satoko left the 'ru, so it was seen as a war between the successors of Italian Chad (FerdinandDist) and the successors of Satoko (Aztechicano)

Beginning of the War

The Spark

The war began precisely on May 1st, 2023, as a retaliation against Aztechicano posting a boxing edit, an infamous comic story about Aztechicano and Satoko's death due to the Cuban namefag was uploaded to the Booru.

The Flame

Aztechicano then made posts depicting Cubans as mulattoes, with Ferdinand responding back calling it wrong as he is 97% spanish (his supporters also mentioned this, albeit we don't know if they're samefags or not) with Ferdinand responding back cosntantly with a series of posts that involved decapitating Mexicans, having them gusano'ed, having all other countrywar faggots killed with him being the last one standing,Cubans then made the Mexislut variant and the hanging full body meximutt variant, Mexicans responded with another fight round edit in which it portrayed the Cubans as darker versions of the Meximutt full body hanging variant, everyone made fun of the Mexicans for using their own 'jak that portrayed them as ugly for Cubans instead.

Texan Campaign

About

The Texan Campaign occurred very recently, Chudnater posted a few posts on the 'ru about Aztechicano and his alliance with FerdinandDist, a historical rivalry then meshed into the Cubo-Mexico war

Summary

When a Texan namefag, Chudnater, publicly sided with the Italians in the first conflict, anti-Texan statements increased, leading to the production of anti-Texan images by everyone, not just Mexicans. Many of these people said that Texas was not white as was majority shitskin, therefore it is mutt on mutt violence, to combat this, Chudnater put out his genetic info like Ferdinand did in his Mexico comic, the result were Austrian and Mexican falsefaggers calling him a filthy disgusting Amerimutt because his ancestors mixed with different Germanic groups, regardless, Texcrements are still winning in the campaign.

The Cubo-Texan alliance

End of the War(?)

It is not entirely known when it will end. However, the battle rages on against Mexicapes (Aztecs) and Cubaboons (Taínos)

Strategies & More

Falseflagging (Mexicans) Homoerotic Fanfiction (Cubans)

As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the Anti-Cubans started falseflagging against Cuba, in which pretending to be a Cuban he aimed to harm Cuba's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers.

Many falseflags are done, including:

  • LARPing as a Cuban, or Texcrement
  • Samefagging hard
  • The entire war in a nutshell
    False thumb BBCode fail

Satoko's successor

Aztechicano's Posting Habits:

  • Hatred of everything American and Cuban to the point of obsessive insanity
  • Incoherency of posts
  • Nonsensical ramblings
  • Literally acts exactly like shitoko but posts 'jaks about killing anything xhe doesn't like, is actually a redskin

FerdinandDist's Posting Habits:

  • The same as Aztechicano except that xhe likes America and Cuba
Mexislut
Soyjak subvariant
OriginSoybooru
Booru Posts 100 As of May 8, 2023
Based OnSlutson Meximutt

Mexislut

Mexislut is a subvariant of the Meximutt that was originally posted that showed the Meximutt getting BLACKED by Cuba and Spain with ace of spades, and with their hands covered in grease seeping down, it also has the word "coca cola" on xher nails and has rotten teeth, it is an inspiration from the Slutson subvariant

Ferdianddist

Ferdinanddist

There was also a smear campaign on FerdinandDist, portraying him as an alt of Mr. Nebula, in which some made a NAS "'jak" of FerdinandDist comparing him to Mr. Nebula's NAS 'jak, the Cubans used the jak to their advantage instead


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