Italo-Argentine War
Italo-Argentine War is darker than coal...
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Italian_Chad [1] Supported By: CelticIP [2] [3] |
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The Italo-Argentine War is/was a flame war between two groups of posters fighting and arguing over which group is whiter than the other, even though they're both not white because I say so okay trust the science goy.
As of May 2023, the war has mostly subsided, with a stalemate for both sides, albeit arguing and related posts continue.
A second conflict is currently ongoing on the booru, primarily between the Mexicans, led by satoko_houjou_fan, and the Italians, led by italian_chad.
History
On July 31, 2022, a local Bolivian schizo residing in Argentina (unable to buy his meds due to inflation) started to call for "TOTAL ITALIAN DEATH" on /int/.[8] Since /int/ is a natural watering hole for the mentally ill, his calls for genocide went unnoticed at first. However, his passionate insistence started to gain a cult following.[9] A large and dedicated anti-Italian campaign grew on /int/ and spread to other vulnerable boards such as /tv/ and /a/.
War of the 'ru
Pre-conflict
The war began in January 2023, but prior to that, tensions on the Booru between Italy and Argentina were already high, this can be seen in many pre-war posts[10] regarding Argentina and Italy. The tensions were fueled by an infamous Bolivian schizo who, at the time, was spamming various boards of 4chan on a schizo anti-italian crusade, such as /int/, /bant/, and /pol/. The Bolivian schizo resided in Argentina, leading Italians to believe that Argentina harbored animosity towards them, thus exacerbating anti-Argentinian sentiment among Italians. Little did they know, the individual responsible for the hateful behavior towards Italians was actually Bolivian, not Argentinian.
Beginning of the war on the booru
The war began precisely on January 24, 2023, with a notorious post[11]. An Italian anonymous user, purportedly identified as Italian_Chad, engaged in a heated argument with another poster claiming to be Argentinian and Germanic, supposedly satoko_houjou_fan (This identification was based on the writing style of the two anonymous users and their expressed opinions, such as the claim of being Germanic and harboring animosity towards Italians, which is typical of satoko_houjou_fan). The Italian anonymous chud and the supposed Argentinian anonymous chud engaged in a fiery debate regarding the true ancestry of Messi, with the Italian asserting that Messi was of Italian descent, while the self-proclaimed Argentinian argued that Messi was Germanic. Eventually, the Italian anonymous chud had enough and responded by posting a now-infamous image: a brown Argentinian soyjak holding a cellphone displaying a picture of Messi. The image included a Wikipedia article demonstrating Messi's Italian heritage, thereby refuting the claim of Germanic ancestry. This provocative post marked the onset of the conflict, the two anonymous chuds engaged in heated exchanges, insulting each other in the comment section of the image. Within hours, the first Italo-Argentinian soyjaks began to appear[12], and in the following days, the entire Booru was transformed into a full-fledged soyjak countrywar battlefield. Every comment section became dedicated to the Italo-Argentinian country war, with users from both sides fiercely debating and exchanging insults.
Summary of the War (First conflict)
In January 2023, the calls for the death of all Italians reached the 'ru. Anti-Italian images were posted and the Argentine howled for the death of all Italians in the comments. In response, anti-Argentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the Italian/Argentinian chudjak with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and showed no sign of stopping. It is unknown whether the participants are actually Argentinian and Italian or just a bunch of board samefagging teens. Multiple peer-reviewed studies have been conducted to confirm this theory. In particular it is confirmed by Snopes that the main anti-italian combatants weren't Argentinians on the first place but rather the Bolivian who resides in Argentina and the meximutt satoko_houjou_fan who larps as germanic.
Countrywar ban attempt
In an attempt to curb the spam, the Booru filtered key words and images, including Italaryan, shitgentinian and the aforementioned thumbs of Chudjak on February 21 2023. This has not worked, and the filter was eventually lifted near the end of April 2023.
On March 24 2023, the Booru announced that it would ban all country war comments in unrelated posts.[13]
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Argentinian chudjak with a tiny pecker
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Italian version
Falseflagging
As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the autistic Argentinian started falseflagging against Italy, in which pretending to be an Italian he aimed to harm Italy's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers, or even Furries.
Many falseflags were done, including:
- LARPing as an Italian
- Typing under BBC pics or Furryjaks "this was posted by an Italian IP" (even doe no one can see the IP of the person who posted the 'jak)
- Typing "built 4 BBC" under Soylita pictures and then immediately posting the Italian Chudjak with a tiny pecker
- Samefagging hard
- False thumb BBCode fail
Second Conflict (2024)
Italo-Mexican war
When many of the countrywar terms were banned from the booru, the intensity of the conflict gradually subsided. Over time, the Italians began to realize that the true instigators behind the countrywar and anti-Italian sentiment were not Argentinians but rather Bolivians and Mexicans. The individual suspected of initiating the countrywar became a namefag, identifying themselves as satoko_houjou_fan. It became evident that this namefag was indeed the same individual behind the anonymous posts in the Italo-Argentinian countrywar, as they exhibited similar traits such as claiming to be Germanic and the notorious anti-italian sentiment. When Satoko_houjou posted a pro-Mexican image, it became clear that they were not Argentinian but rather Mexican. Furthermore, when they began expressing hatred towards Italians, and so the countrywar reignited.
Currently, this new conflict is ongoing, with Italian forces producing anti-Mexican soyjaks, led by veterans like Italian_Chad from the first Italo-Argentinian war, who are posting anti-mexican soyjaks frequently. Other namefag participants such as CelticIP and Albert are also actively engaging in daily attacks against Mexicans. On the other hand, satoko_houjou is suspected of samefagging, creating numerous alt accounts to falsely accuse Italians and even to support itself, aiming to gain more credibility and support. While the Italian sides tries to attack mexico with soyjaks, the Mexican side in the war inundated the booru with numerous spam copypastas, catchphrases, and false flags. For instance, they propagated copypastas like "fact 1: Italians are not white".
How to find and troll Satoko
Despite the Booru comments being anonymous, it is quite easy to find the Satoko lurking in the comments. Since xhe is a incel pissbaby with no job, the Satoko polices the ‘ru 24/7 to hate on Italians.
Shitoko posting habits
- Hatred of everything Italian to the point of obsessive insanity
- Love of BBC and cuckolding; constantly in BBC posts
- Low English proficiency (and literacy in general)
- Incoherency of posts
- Nonsensical ramblings
- Constantly thumbing images (favorite being Italian Chud[14] and manlet tranny[15])
- Making every post a part of his pathetic flame war
Now if you have a sharp eye, you can instantly see this schizo as extremely milkable which is true.
Ways to troll Satoko
- Calling xher a sudaca (greaser)
- Calling xher a shitskin
- Call xher a latinx
- Thumbing meximutt excellence[16][17][18]
- Posting the accomplishments of Italians and anything good about Italians in general
The End of the War
The war was partially subsided when every term related to Argentina and Italy was banned from SoyBooru.
This just in: A poll is being hosted on the booru, Italy is in the lead in terms of popularity this is possibly an Itaryan win
Ongoing conflict
After the wordfilters and ban, Argentina became much less involved in the war, and other countries, mainly Mexico and America, took its place in fighting against Italy. The main fighter consist of a handul of samefagging schizos and namefags making anti-Italy edits, and another handful samefagging schizos and namefags making pro-Italy edits, with boths sides duking it out in the comments section. It's very intense.
Brunetto
Brunetto | |
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Soyjak subvariant | |
Origin | /int/, 4chan (August 15, 2022)[19] |
Booru Posts | 122 As of November 5, 2023 |
Based On | Troonjak |
Brunetto is a deformed subvariant of Troonjak with eyes bulging out and olive shaded skin. Originally posted as part of an edit of the painting Destruction, a standalone version was eventually posted where it spread.[20][21] The subvariant was named Brunetto, an Italian name meaning "brown"[it just is, ok?] on February 18 2023 by dust when a blank template was posted.[22]
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The original post
Other Wars
The war has spawned a few ripoffs spinoffs on the Booru and on the sharty, including:
- The Polish-Texan War[23][24]
- The Belgian-Dutch War[25][26]
- The Russo-Ukrainian War >even tho the russo-ukrainian war started before the italo-argentine war
- Polish-Mapuche war[27]
- The americo-serbian war
Citations
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31164
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31964
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/37452
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/50968
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/51232
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/32159
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/32158
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/168734076
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/total%20shitalian%20death/
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/26622https://booru.soy/post/view/26165https://booru.soy/post/view/19289
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31321
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31328https://booru.soy/post/view/31373https://booru.soy/post/view/31389
- ↑ https://archive.is/hPKLn
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31119
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/35136
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/38307
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33538
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/32762
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/169459037/#169459192
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/19289
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/26007
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33800
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33135
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33203
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/35484
- ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/35922
- ↑ Because I say so
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