Italo-Argentine War

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Italo-Argentine War is darker than coal...

Italo-Argentine War
Part of Imageboard Autism

>total argensimi-ACK!

>total shitali-ACK!

DateFirst conflict: January 24, 2023 - 9 May 2023 (9 months and 10 days)
Second conflict: 9 May 2023 - Today
Location
booru.soy, /int/, /bant/
Result Stalemate, ongoing
Belligerents

Italy and supporters

Italian_Chad [1]

Albert

Supported By:

Sectionalism [2] [3]

Hamas_2

CelticIP

Argentina and supporters
(even doe most likely no argentinian was involved) Boliguayo
satoko_houjou_fan [4] [5] 1 obsessed schizo mutt

Supported By:

The Moroccan BBC spammer [6][7]
Strength
Autism Autism
Casualties and losses
  • Irreparable damage to the booru and its comment section
  • Brain damage to everyone involved
  • Creation of the Brunetto subvariant

The Italo-Argentine War is/was a flame war between two groups of posters fighting and arguing over which group is whiter than the other, even though they're both not white because I say so okay trust the science goy.

As of May 2023, the war has mostly subsided, with a stalemate for both sides, albeit arguing and related posts continue.

A second conflict is currently ongoing on the booru, primarily between the Mexicans, led by satoko_houjou_fan, and the Italians, led by italian_chad.

About

The Italo-Argentine war was the most extensive and infamous conflict on the Soy Booru, that paved the way for modern countrywars. Tactics such as thumbing small chudjaks and deframing opponents through false flagging, like spamming BBC and then accusing the opposing side of being the perpetrator, were pioneered during this war. Its impact was profound, reshaping the booru landscape, influencing soyjak culture, and the broader 'arty community.

The initial conflict has ended, paving the way for a second conflict: the Italo-Mexican war, which is currently ongoing on the booru.

History

Original TSD post. Subsequent posts switched from Italian to Shitalian

On July 31, 2022, a local Bolivian schizo residing in Argentina (unable to buy his meds due to inflation) started to call for "TOTAL ITALIAN DEATH" on /int/.[8] Since /int/ is a natural watering hole for the mentally ill, his calls for genocide went unnoticed at first. However, his passionate insistence started to gain a cult following.[9] A large and dedicated anti-Italian campaign grew on /int/ and spread to other vulnerable boards such as /tv/ and /a/.

War of the 'ru

Pre-conflict

The war began in January 2023, but prior to that, tensions on the Booru between Italy and Argentina were already high, this can be seen in many pre-war posts[10] regarding Argentina and Italy. The tensions were fueled by an infamous Bolivian schizo who, at the time, was spamming various boards of 4chan on a schizo anti-italian crusade, such as /int/, /bant/, and /pol/. The Bolivian schizo resided in Argentina, leading Italians to believe that Argentina harbored animosity towards them, thus exacerbating anti-Argentinian sentiment among Italians. Little did they know, the individual responsible for the hateful behavior towards Italians was actually Bolivian, not Argentinian.

Beginning of the war on the booru

The war began precisely on January 24, 2023, with a notorious post[11]. An Italian anonymous user, purportedly identified as Italian_Chad, engaged in a heated argument with another poster claiming to be Argentinian and Germanic, supposedly satoko_houjou_fan (This identification was based on the writing style of the two anonymous users and their expressed opinions, such as the self-proclaimed argentinian identifying as a Germanic and harboring animosity towards Italians, which is typical of satoko_houjou_fan). The Italian anonymous chud and the supposed Argentinian anonymous chud engaged in a fiery debate regarding the true ancestry of Messi, with the Italian asserting that Messi was of Italian descent, while the self-proclaimed Argentinian argued that Messi was Germanic. Eventually, the Italian anonymous chud had enough and responded by posting a now-infamous image: a brown Argentinian soyjak holding a cellphone displaying a picture of Messi. The image included a Wikipedia article demonstrating Messi's Italian heritage, thereby refuting the claim of Germanic ancestry. This provocative post marked the onset of the conflict, the two anonymous chuds engaged in heated exchanges, insulting each other in the comment section of the image. Within hours, the first Italo-Argentinian soyjaks began to appear[12], and in the following days, the entire Booru was transformed into a full-fledged soyjak countrywar battlefield. Every comment section became dedicated to the Italo-Argentinian country war, with users from both sides fiercely debating and exchanging insults.

Summary of the War (First conflict)

In January 2023, the calls for the death of all Italians reached the 'ru. Anti-Italian images were posted and the anti-italians howled for the death of all Italians in the comments. In response, as Italians and Italian supporters believed Argentinians were at fault, anti-Argentinian images began appearing. The comment section was flooded with images of the Italian/Argentinian chudjak with a small dick. The fighting escalated significantly in February and showed no sign of stopping. During the war various countrywar tactics were developed, including false flagging, spamming, and discrediting the enemy through the use of small pecker chudjak thumbs. Participants often resorted to calling their opponents as shitskins and attempting to frame them as anti-white and communist in order to undermine their credibility and garner support for their own side. These tactics were employed by both sides in an effort to manipulate public opinion and gain an advantage in the ongoing conflict.

Multiple peer-reviewed studies have been conducted, and it is confirmed by Snopes that the main anti-italian combatants weren't Argentinians on the first place but rather the Bolivian who resides in Argentina and the meximutt satoko_houjou_fan who larps as germanic and a bunch of more anti-italian schizos from various third world countries.

The End of the first conflict (Italo-Argentine war)

Eventually, the war de-escalated and slowed down following the ban of countrywar terms and thumbnails on February 21 2023. However, it reignited with a currently-ongoing second conflict, which is less focused on Argentina. Italians came to understand that the real instigators of anti-Italian sentiment were not Argentinians but rather Mexicans and Bolivians. This led to an Italo-Mexican war, in which numerous namefags such as satoko_houjou_fan, Italian_Chad, and Albert are actively fighting.

A vote is underway to determine the winner of the first conflict, with Italy currently leading with a majority of votes, totaling over 1400. However, there are suspicions that the voting process has been compromised, with some alleging the use of VPNs to manipulate the results.

Ongoing conflict

After the wordfilters and ban, Argentina became much less involved in the war, and other countries, mainly Mexico and America, took its place in fighting against Italy. The main fighter consist of a handul of samefagging schizos and namefags making anti-Italy edits, and another handful samefagging schizos and namefags making pro-Italy edits, with boths sides duking it out in the comments section. It's very intense.

Countrywar ban attempt

In an attempt to curb the spam, the Booru filtered key words and images, including Italaryan, shitgentinian and the aforementioned thumbs of Chudjak on February 21 2023. This has not worked, and the filter was eventually lifted near the end of April 2023.

On March 24 2023, the Booru announced that it would ban all country war comments in unrelated posts.[13]

  • Argentinian chudjak with a tiny pecker

    Argentinian chudjak with a tiny pecker

  • Italian version

    Italian version

Second Conflict (2024)

Italo-Mexican war

When many of the countrywar terms were banned from the booru, the intensity of the conflict gradually subsided. Over time, the Italians began to realize that the true instigators behind the countrywar and anti-Italian sentiment were not Argentinians but rather Bolivians and Mexicans. The individual suspected of initiating the countrywar became a namefag, identifying themselves as satoko_houjou_fan. It became evident that this namefag was indeed the same individual behind the anonymous posts in the Italo-Argentinian countrywar, as they exhibited similar traits such as claiming to be Germanic and the notorious anti-italian sentiment. When Satoko_houjou posted a pro-Mexican image, it became clear that they were not Argentinian but rather Mexican. Furthermore, when they began expressing hatred towards Italians, and so the countrywar reignited.

Currently, this new conflict is ongoing, with Italian forces producing anti-Mexican soyjaks, led by veterans like Italian_Chad from the first Italo-Argentinian war, who are posting anti-mexican soyjaks frequently. Other namefag participants such as CelticIP and Albert are also actively engaging in daily attacks against Mexicans. On the other hand, satoko_houjou is suspected of samefagging, creating numerous alt accounts to falsely accuse Italians and even to support itself, aiming to gain more credibility and support. While the Italian sides tries to attack mexico with soyjaks, the Mexican side in the war inundated the booru with numerous spam copypastas, catchphrases, and false flags. For instance, they propagated copypastas like "fact 1: Italians are not white".

An example of a common Anti-Italian falseflag

Falseflagging

As soon as the flame war on the 'ru started, the autistic anti-italians started falseflagging against Italy, in which pretending to be an Italian he aimed to harm Italy's reputation making them look as anti-white or BBC spammers, or even Furries.

Many falseflags were done, including:

  • LARPing as an Italian
  • Typing under BBC pics or Furryjaks "this was posted by an Italian IP" (even doe no one can see the IP of the person who posted the 'jak)
  • Typing "built 4 BBC" under Soylita pictures and then immediately posting the Italian Chudjak with a tiny pecker
  • Samefagging hard
  • False thumb BBCode fail

How to find and troll Satoko

Despite the Booru comments being anonymous, it is quite easy to find the Satoko lurking in the comments. Since xhe is a incel pissbaby with no job, the Satoko polices the ‘ru 24/7 to hate on Italians.

Shitoko posting habits

  • Hatred of everything Italian to the point of obsessive insanity
  • Love of BBC and cuckolding; constantly in BBC posts
  • Low English proficiency (and literacy in general)
  • Incoherency of posts
  • Nonsensical ramblings
  • Constantly thumbing images (favorite being Italian Chud[14] and manlet tranny[15])
  • Making every post a part of his pathetic flame war

Now if you have a sharp eye, you can instantly see this schizo as extremely milkable which is true.

The entire war in a nutshell

Ways to troll Satoko

  • Calling xher a sudaca (greaser)
  • Calling xher a shitskin
  • Call xher a latinx
  • Thumbing meximutt excellence
  • Posting the accomplishments of Italians and anything good about Italians in general

Brunetto

Brunetto
Soyjak subvariant
Origin/int/, 4chan (August 15, 2022)[16]
Booru Posts 122 As of November 5, 2023
Based OnTroonjak

Brunetto is a deformed subvariant of Troonjak with eyes bulging out and olive shaded skin. Originally posted as part of an edit of the painting Destruction, a standalone version was eventually posted where it spread.[17][18] The subvariant was named Brunetto, an Italian name meaning "brown"[it just is, ok?] on February 18 2023 by dust when a blank template was posted.[19]

  • The original post

    The original post

Other Wars

The war has spawned a few ripoffs spinoffs on the Booru and on the sharty, including:


Citations

  1. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31164
  2. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31964
  3. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/37452
  4. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/50968
  5. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/51232
  6. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/32159
  7. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/32158
  8. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/168734076
  9. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/total%20shitalian%20death/
  10. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/26622https://booru.soy/post/view/26165https://booru.soy/post/view/19289
  11. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31321
  12. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31328https://booru.soy/post/view/31373https://booru.soy/post/view/31389
  13. ↑ https://archive.is/hPKLn
  14. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/31119
  15. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/35136
  16. ↑ https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/169459037/#169459192
  17. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/19289
  18. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/26007
  19. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33800
  20. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33135
  21. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/33203
  22. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/35484
  23. ↑ https://booru.soy/post/view/35922
  24. ↑ Because I say so
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